ANNUAL FUND DRIVE (Updated 8-5-2019)

[UW_Doog_Bot]

we just hit 11 inches. @Doog_de_Jour weeps for joy.

Maybe.

@TheChart

This makes me want to drink bleach

I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.

The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix.

Must suck to have to rationalize not getting a lot of return business from customers.

 

[NoWarningJustDawg]

we just hit 11 inches. @Doog_de_Jour weeps for joy.

Maybe.

@TheChart

This makes me want to drink bleach

I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.

The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix.

Must suck to have to rationalize not getting a lot of return business from customers.

Stop measuring from your asshole, asshole, and cum join Team E!

 

[Swaye]

We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!

Does @AcropolisJr have a wam yet? If not I'll pick that discount one up for him. Lmk.

 

[AcropolisJr]

We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!

Does @AcropolisJr have a wam yet? If not I'll pick that discount one up for him. Lmk.

What’s a wam...?

 

[H_D]

We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!

Does @AcropolisJr have a wam yet? If not I'll pick that discount one up for him. Lmk.

What’s a wam...?

 

[YellowSnow]

We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!

Does @AcropolisJr have a wam yet? If not I'll pick that discount one up for him. Lmk.

What’s a wam...?

It’s like the Acropolis (RIP)

 

[Swaye]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

 

[FireCohen]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

 

[DoogCourics]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?

 

[FireCohen]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?

caz i am insane

 

[DoogCourics]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?

caz i am insane

Can't argue with you there.

 

[FireCohen]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?

also i have donated 3 years in a row prior to this year.

 

[DoogCourics]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?

also i have donated 3 years in a row prior to this year.

Then it's time to get off this hill you're dying on. Become an upstanding citizen once again.

 

[FireCohen]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?

also i have donated 3 years in a row prior to this year.

Then it's time to get off this hill you're dying on. Become an upstanding citizen once again.

I don’t think azduck is that harmful to the board or something, so banning him for this long seems bs.

 

[Swaye]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?

also i have donated 3 years in a row prior to this year.

Then it's time to get off this hill you're dying on. Become an upstanding citizen once again.

I don’t think azduck is that harmful to the board or something, so banning him for this long seems bs.

I don't think AZDuck even wants to come back. He makes it pretty clear on Twatter he doesn't like us. Which makes your stance on him even more bizarre. You are fighting for a guy who doesn't even want to be here.

 

[FireCohen]

Dude he is pretending. He wants to be back, just butt hurt that he got banned for one of his little bitch fitz

 

[PurpleBaze]

AZDuck doesn't appreciate his free beer. Furthermore, he fucks with DJ and pushes him to the limit. I don't get that. If AZ doesn't like how DJ is running this place, then he can go create his own hobby board.

For being an Army JAG officer, he sure has some serious fucking mental issues. He can be funny 81% of the time, but then he just fucking shits himself.

 

[Swaye]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

@FireCohen good job fulfilling your promise

 

[YellowSnow]

Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.

I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.

'Murica

Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.

@FireCohen good job fulfilling your promise

He’s an honorable member of the foreign hoards