ANNUAL FUND DRIVE (Updated 8-5-2019)

A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--
 
A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--

I feel like you’ve been here( maybe never left) before but stay!
 
Just so you guys know, my search history is now littered with such gems as "big dick size chart" and "BBC infographic". I'm receiving great ads such as this one now.

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As well as all the latest swedish penis pump products.

"What's changed?"

YWFMS.
 
Just so you guys know, my search history is now littered with such gems as "big dick size chart" and "BBC infographic". I'm receiving great ads such as this one now.

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As well as all the latest swedish penis pump products.

"What's changed?"

YWFMS.

It's hord
 
Just so you guys know, my search history is now littered with such gems as "big dick size chart" and "BBC infographic". I'm receiving great ads such as this one now.

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As well as all the latest swedish penis pump products.

"What's changed?"

YWFMS.

Yeah, this gem is now in my browser history

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Just so you guys know, my search history is now littered with such gems as "big dick size chart" and "BBC infographic". I'm receiving great ads such as this one now.

View attachment 21580

As well as all the latest swedish penis pump products.

"What's changed?"

YWFMS.

Now?
 
A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--

I feel like you’ve been here( maybe never left) before but stay!

Long time DM member, back then @dnc
was my favorite poster and fellow IRIT member. (JFC was I misguided!) I gave the site and the team up when the wife got the Big C (and not the kind @MisterEm is packing). Other than that mess, just been focused on making homemade alcohol, where apparently I'm some kind of idiot-savant.

Some years later went looking for the gang as the former place fucking sucked. Found some of them here and lurked enough to get my reads down, though gif skills aren't to par yet. Couldn't remember any old login names, @NebraskaClassyDawg seemed to be taken, and @TheBiscuitHammer seemed too much Rapp culture.

TL;dr - I'm @Swaye's age but with less liver damage and more crippling depression. Also I usually live in Kansas so FYFMFE. But I got dat "sorry our asbestos killed your wife, LOL, our bad!" -money, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Cheers--
 
A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--

I feel like you’ve been here( maybe never left) before but stay!

Long time DM member, back then @dnc
was my favorite poster and fellow IRIT member. (JFC was I misguided!) I gave the site and the team up when the wife got the Big C (and not the kind @MisterEm is packing). Other than that mess, just been focused on making homemade alcohol, where apparently I'm some kind of idiot-savant.

Some years later went looking for the gang as the former place fucking sucked. Found some of them here and lurked enough to get my reads down, though gif skills aren't to par yet. Couldn't remember any old login names, @NebraskaClassyDawg seemed to be taken, and @TheBiscuitHammer seemed too much Rapp culture.

TL;dr - I'm @Swaye's age but with less liver damage and more crippling depression. Also I usually live in Kansas so FYFMFE. But I got dat "sorry our asbestos killed your wife, LOL, our bad!" -money, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Cheers--
Ts and Ps
 
Being that @UW_Doog_Bot is an oil man, I think we need to find some way to merge the dong with a gusher!!

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A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--

I feel like you’ve been here( maybe never left) before but stay!

Long time DM member, back then @dnc
was my favorite poster and fellow IRIT member. (JFC was I misguided!) I gave the site and the team up when the wife got the Big C (and not the kind @MisterEm is packing). Other than that mess, just been focused on making homemade alcohol, where apparently I'm some kind of idiot-savant.

Some years later went looking for the gang as the former place fucking sucked. Found some of them here and lurked enough to get my reads down, though gif skills aren't to par yet. Couldn't remember any old login names, @NebraskaClassyDawg seemed to be taken, and @TheBiscuitHammer seemed too much Rapp culture.

TL;dr - I'm @Swaye's age but with less liver damage and more crippling depression. Also I usually live in Kansas so FYFMFE. But I got dat "sorry our asbestos killed your wife, LOL, our bad!" -money, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Cheers--

Fuck man. T’s and p’s for real. Appreciate you being real and glad you’re here!
 
@Doog_de_Jour is the latest recipient of a sponsored Wigwam membership courtesy of @MisterEm and picked by our very own Stalin! Having boobs really is the best. Actual boobs, not Sven.

 
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@Doog_de_Jour is the latest recipient of a sponsored Wigwam membership courtesy of @MisterEm and picked by our very own Stalin! Having boobs really is the best. Actual boobs, not Sven.

Do man boobs count?
 
@Doog_de_Jour is the latest recipient of a sponsored Wigwam membership courtesy of @MisterEm and picked by our very own Stalin! Having boobs really is the best. Actual boobs, not Sven.

I offered to sponsor her, but she said she wouldn't put out. So...
 
A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--

I feel like you’ve been here( maybe never left) before but stay!

Long time DM member, back then @dnc
was my favorite poster and fellow IRIT member. (JFC was I misguided!) I gave the site and the team up when the wife got the Big C (and not the kind @MisterEm is packing). Other than that mess, just been focused on making homemade alcohol, where apparently I'm some kind of idiot-savant.

Some years later went looking for the gang as the former place fucking sucked. Found some of them here and lurked enough to get my reads down, though gif skills aren't to par yet. Couldn't remember any old login names, @NebraskaClassyDawg seemed to be taken, and @TheBiscuitHammer seemed too much Rapp culture.

TL;dr - I'm @Swaye's age but with less liver damage and more crippling depression. Also I usually live in Kansas so FYFMFE. But I got dat "sorry our asbestos killed your wife, LOL, our bad!" -money, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Cheers--

Fuck man. T’s and p’s for real. Appreciate you being real and glad you’re here!

Thanks for the kind words. And, it looks like you have gave me my first Fuck(Off). Thought I'd have several more by now as I often struggle to avoid sounding like Eeyore, but I'll treasure this particular cherry-breaking forever.

@Swaye, make @dirtysouwfdawg pay the $25. As soon as he does, the other $104 is on me. My late wife's kin are basically Florida Man; he and I might be family.

Bonus, this gets me to $333, which is a perfect number of ATBSJBS to have next to my name for all eternity.
Cheers--
 
A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--

I feel like you’ve been here( maybe never left) before but stay!

Long time DM member, back then @dnc
was my favorite poster and fellow IRIT member. (JFC was I misguided!) I gave the site and the team up when the wife got the Big C (and not the kind @MisterEm is packing). Other than that mess, just been focused on making homemade alcohol, where apparently I'm some kind of idiot-savant.

Some years later went looking for the gang as the former place fucking sucked. Found some of them here and lurked enough to get my reads down, though gif skills aren't to par yet. Couldn't remember any old login names, @NebraskaClassyDawg seemed to be taken, and @TheBiscuitHammer seemed too much Rapp culture.

TL;dr - I'm @Swaye's age but with less liver damage and more crippling depression. Also I usually live in Kansas so FYFMFE. But I got dat "sorry our asbestos killed your wife, LOL, our bad!" -money, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Cheers--

Fuck man. T’s and p’s for real. Appreciate you being real and glad you’re here!

Thanks for the kind words. And, it looks like you have gave me my first Fuck(Off). Thought I'd have several more by now as I often struggle to avoid sounding like Eeyore, but I'll treasure this particular cherry-breaking forever.

@Swaye, make @dirtysouwfdawg pay the $25. As soon as he does, the other $104 is on me. My late wife's kin are basically Florida Man; he and I might be family.

Bonus, this gets me to $333, which is a perfect number of ATBSJBS to have next to my name for all eternity.
Cheers--

Fuck man! Had I known I would’ve told you to fuck off a long time ago. 🤣

Seriously though, that’s awesome. Now if I could just get PayPal to accept my money. Maybe they don’t accept EBT...

Thank you!
 
A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--

I feel like you’ve been here( maybe never left) before but stay!

Long time DM member, back then @dnc
was my favorite poster and fellow IRIT member. (JFC was I misguided!) I gave the site and the team up when the wife got the Big C (and not the kind @MisterEm is packing). Other than that mess, just been focused on making homemade alcohol, where apparently I'm some kind of idiot-savant.

Some years later went looking for the gang as the former place fucking sucked. Found some of them here and lurked enough to get my reads down, though gif skills aren't to par yet. Couldn't remember any old login names, @NebraskaClassyDawg seemed to be taken, and @TheBiscuitHammer seemed too much Rapp culture.

TL;dr - I'm @Swaye's age but with less liver damage and more crippling depression. Also I usually live in Kansas so FYFMFE. But I got dat "sorry our asbestos killed your wife, LOL, our bad!" -money, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Cheers--

Fuck man. T’s and p’s for real. Appreciate you being real and glad you’re here!

Thanks for the kind words. And, it looks like you have gave me my first Fuck(Off). Thought I'd have several more by now as I often struggle to avoid sounding like Eeyore, but I'll treasure this particular cherry-breaking forever.

@Swaye, make @dirtysouwfdawg pay the $25. As soon as he does, the other $104 is on me. My late wife's kin are basically Florida Man; he and I might be family.

Bonus, this gets me to $333, which is a perfect number of ATBSJBS to have next to my name for all eternity.
Cheers--

Fuck man! Had I known I would’ve told you to fuck off a long time ago. 🤣

Seriously though, that’s awesome. Now if I could just get PayPal to accept my money. Maybe they don’t accept EBT...

Thank you!

Just realized 104/129 rounds to an 81% discount. Clearly it was meant to be. :D
 
A super-charitable @MisterEm and a dong meter worthy worthy of @MisterEd. There's so much love going around up in this bitch. I definitely came (lulz) to the right place.
Cheers--

I feel like you’ve been here( maybe never left) before but stay!

Long time DM member, back then @dnc
was my favorite poster and fellow IRIT member. (JFC was I misguided!) I gave the site and the team up when the wife got the Big C (and not the kind @MisterEm is packing). Other than that mess, just been focused on making homemade alcohol, where apparently I'm some kind of idiot-savant.

Some years later went looking for the gang as the former place fucking sucked. Found some of them here and lurked enough to get my reads down, though gif skills aren't to par yet. Couldn't remember any old login names, @NebraskaClassyDawg seemed to be taken, and @TheBiscuitHammer seemed too much Rapp culture.

TL;dr - I'm @Swaye's age but with less liver damage and more crippling depression. Also I usually live in Kansas so FYFMFE. But I got dat "sorry our asbestos killed your wife, LOL, our bad!" -money, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Cheers--

Fuck man. T’s and p’s for real. Appreciate you being real and glad you’re here!

Thanks for the kind words. And, it looks like you have gave me my first Fuck(Off). Thought I'd have several more by now as I often struggle to avoid sounding like Eeyore, but I'll treasure this particular cherry-breaking forever.

@Swaye, make @dirtysouwfdawg pay the $25. As soon as he does, the other $104 is on me. My late wife's kin are basically Florida Man; he and I might be family.

Bonus, this gets me to $333, which is a perfect number of ATBSJBS to have next to my name for all eternity.
Cheers--

Fuck man! Had I known I would’ve told you to fuck off a long time ago. 🤣

Seriously though, that’s awesome. Now if I could just get PayPal to accept my money. Maybe they don’t accept EBT...

Thank you!

Just realized 104/129 rounds to an 81% discount. Clearly it was meant to be. :D

As long as I don’t have to do what btp did for his sponsorship and rb tickets, we’re good!

Now for the record, I’m not saying I wouldn’t for rb or playoff tickets. Just so everyone is clear on that.
 
Hey @Swaye I actually gave Derek 6 x $20 bills and 1 x $10 bill. Can I get something in parenthesis that says I gave $130 and not $129?

 
I got laid off earlier this year and have so far failed at drinking myself to death, but I'm no quitter. I'll chip in again when I have more[/s] any income.
 
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