ANNUAL FUND DRIVE (Updated 8-5-2019)

A couple people have written me asking for Wam access because they plan to pay soon. So access now pay you back in a couple weeks kind of thing. Much like your local crack dealer tells you either pay, or get the blowie ready.

This place look like the FREE SHIT office to you?
 
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A couple people have written me asking for Wam access because they plan to pay soon. So access now pay you back in a couple weeks kind of thing. Much like your local crack dealer tells you either pay, or get the blowie ready.

This place look like the FREE SHIT office to you?
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You know I'm good for it either way

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A couple people have written me asking for Wam access because they plan to pay soon. So access now pay you back in a couple weeks kind of thing. Much like your local crack dealer tells you either pay, or get the blowie ready.

This place look like the FREE SHIT office to you?
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Well if you gave them something and then took it back would that still make you a... well you know where I’m going with this swaye.
 
A couple people have written me asking for Wam access because they plan to pay soon. So access now pay you back in a couple weeks kind of thing. Much like your local crack dealer tells you either pay, or get the blowie ready.

This place look like the FREE SHIT office to you?
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Jesus, we have a lot more deadbeats here than I initially thought.
 
Much like after a night of heavy whiskey drinking, my small dick has disappeared entirely!
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I swapped everyone out from last year's FREE PUB! except BTP bc he's "grown" considerably and bc I couldn't resist making the combo joke with him and neighbor.
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@UW_Doog_Bot - I told you about my strap on in the strictest of confidence. Thanks a lot asshole!

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*I nicknamed it “Plunger” ;)
 
Much like after a night of heavy whiskey drinking, my small dick has disappeared entirely!
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I swapped everyone out from last year's FREE PUB! except BTP bc he's "grown" considerably and bc I couldn't resist making the combo joke with him and neighbor.
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@UW_Doog_Bot - I told you about my strap on in the strictest of confidence. Thanks a lot asshole!

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*I nicknamed it “Plunger” ;)
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I originally read this thread title as ANAL FUND DRIVE and finally the thread is starting to make sense on-topic.
 
*play in the arms of an angel*
If anyone wants to sponsor a child I’m available. You don’t need to write me every month or even send gifts all I’ve dreamt about my entire HH life is to be in the wam. You could make my dreams come true. If you do want to write me every month that’s ok as well I will read them and write back. If you want the extra fee of bringing me into your house I am housebroken and potty trained and I’ve gotten all my shots.
 
Morning of 8/2/2019 and we have 35 confirmed Wigwams, unless my count is off by one or two. So, if you want that sweet mousepad, and who doesn't?, you better get that money in. First come first served and all that bitches.

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DougCouric (181.81 donation! hahahahahahaha doing it for the lulz)[/b]
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I love how my name is Doug Couric. Solid alias.
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I like people pointing out when I am stupid. It happens a lot.

Also, several folks have PMed me about putting in their donations. I know the mouse pads have everyone all hot and bothered but just be patient. Derek is at his daily herpes treatments and when he gets back I am sure everyone will be loaded up. I am guessing we are still around 40, so there's time. When we hit the cutoff though, welp, fuck off.
 
DougCouric (181.81 donation! hahahahahahaha doing it for the lulz)[/b]
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I love how my name is Doug Couric. Solid alias.
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Think I will leave it. That is a good alias. When you next hijack a plane and jump out over Oregon use it.

Doug Couric > DB Cooper
 
DougCouric (181.81 donation! hahahahahahaha doing it for the lulz)[/b]
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I love how my name is Doug Couric. Solid alias.
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Think I will leave it. That is a good alias. When you next hijack a plane and jump out over Oregon use it.

Doug Couric > DB Cooper
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I was traveling on I5 and noticed a new McMenamins in the tiny fucking town of Kalama. The entire thing is themed after DB Cooper. I enjoyed it.

I know, CSB.
 
I know the Wam doesn't exist... but I also know that mouse pad is well worth over $129. Sign me up
 
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