-=~ Announcing the HH CircleJerk Poster Popularity Contest Tournament ~=-

=- HERE AT LAST ON THE SHORES OF THE SWEET 16 -=[/i][/b]

How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:

OG[/b] Chinsanity:

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Millennial[/b] Madness:

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Eccentric[/b] Ejaculation:

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Misfit[/b] Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves

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Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:

1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10
2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10
3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10
4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10
5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game[/s] Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10

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Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye[/i][/b] on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:

I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.

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Confucius is wise.

Confucius is not wise. He say man from Texas beat Yellow Man. Why would a China Man say such a thing?
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=- HERE AT LAST ON THE SHORES OF THE SWEET 16 -=[/i][/b]

How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:

OG[/b] Chinsanity:

Screen-Shot-2019-08-04-at-6-19-35-PM.png


Millennial[/b] Madness:

Screen-Shot-2019-08-04-at-6-03-54-PM.png


Eccentric[/b] Ejaculation:

Screen-Shot-2019-08-04-at-6-13-09-PM.png


Misfit[/b] Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves

Screen-Shot-2019-08-04-at-6-17-49-PM.png


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Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:

1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10
2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10
3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10
4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10
5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game[/s] Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10

tenor.gif

Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye[/i][/b] on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:

I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.

original.gif

Confucius is wise.

Confucius is not wise. He say man from Texas beat Yellow Man. Why would a China Man say such a thing?
OUcM4tL.gif

deep pull[/s] purr
 
=- HERE AT LAST ON THE SHORES OF THE SWEET 16 -=[/i][/b]

How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:

OG[/b] Chinsanity:

Screen-Shot-2019-08-04-at-6-19-35-PM.png


Millennial[/b] Madness:

Screen-Shot-2019-08-04-at-6-03-54-PM.png


Eccentric[/b] Ejaculation:

Screen-Shot-2019-08-04-at-6-13-09-PM.png


Misfit[/b] Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves

Screen-Shot-2019-08-04-at-6-17-49-PM.png


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Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:

1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10
2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10
3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10
4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10
5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game[/s] Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10

tenor.gif

Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye[/i][/b] on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:

I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.

original.gif

Confucius is wise.

Confucius is not wise. He say man from Texas beat Yellow Man. Why would a China Man say such a thing?
OUcM4tL.gif

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aaand the S16 is off! Millennial + OG will close around 12:30 Friday, at which point eccentric and Coker brackets will commence
 
Autistic observation: the votes appear in order of user id, that is, by sign up date.

I’ve noticed this for years. These are things a stable genius will notice within seconds. Everyone says I have the biggest brain. Everybody love it. Everybody talk about it. Yuge.
 
Autistic observation: the votes appear in order of user id, that is, by sign up date.

Wow. A running toilet with AI figured this out? Where will technology take us?
 
So when's the next round?

I mentioned a few pages ago this is following the NCAA March Madness format. So R64/R32, following weekend S16/E8, then next weekend F4/CG. This leads us to the start of real football and this offseason fucktarditry can finally end.
 
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