Announcing the HCH Hottest Actress of All Time Tournament

That Emmanuelle Chiriqui got left off the list is fucking criminal.

May boycot.
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She wouldn't have made it out of a play in game with Nicky Whelan.
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B. That’s a photoshop
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Who? / Photoshop - my thoughts EXACTLY.

@PurpleThrobber I just chinned a Benny poast because of you. I hope you sleep well at night.
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You don’t read so good.

The Throbber didn’t seed the newbies. But support Brother Snow totally.

So both you and Benny can, like we say, fuck off
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GEAA.

The pours have to work on a Saturday. Ain't got Tim to read whilst sitting on the shitter.
 
Most glaring omission in 2005-Present is Megan Fox. C’mon Man! Megan on her worst day is waaaaaay fucking hotter than the majority of your list

Seriously?
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Huh?
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GTFO!
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Case fucking closed

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A vote for Gal and Kate B is a vote for good strong boners everywhere!
 
In celebration of the never ending Off Season is Best Season, Yellow Snow’s Record Shoppe in conjunction with the @PurpleThrobber Steakhouse & Casino (liquor in the front, poker in the rear) is proud to present a tournament of 64 of the Hottest Actresses of All Tim. We aimed to included as many of the stars as nominated by our posters; and The Throbber has put in some serious BRB, JO heavy lifting to create the bulk of our seedings. My goal is to have the 1st round voting start next Monday, but for now let the belly aching start about who got left out.

**There is going to be one significant departure from previous tournaments: When we get to the Sweet 16, we will take the remaining actresses and re-seed 1- 16 based on Round 1 and 2 strength of showing. This should create some additional drama by having ladies of different eras face off against each other earlier in the competition. **

1950- 69[/b]

1- Catherine Deneuve
16- Dorothy Dandridge
8- Marilyn Monroe
9- Jane Mansfield
5- Raquel Welch
12- Bridget Bardot
4- Elizabeth Taylor
13- Ursula Andress
6- Grace Kelly
11- Maureen O'Hara
3- Ava Gardner
14- Angie Dickinson
7- Tina Louise
10- Dawn Wells (Go dawgs)
2- Sophia Loren
15- Nichelle Nichols

1970- 89[/b]

1- Lynda Carter
16- Carrie Fisher
8- Catherine Bach
9- Michelle Pfeiffer
5- Kim Basinger
12 Goldie Hawn
4- Farah Fawcett
13- Pam Grier
6- Olivia Newton John
11- Lisa Bonet
3 Diane Lane
14- Phoebe Cates
7 Bo Derek
10 Rae Dawn Chong
2 Kelly LeBrock
15 Rebecca DeMornay

1990- 2004[/b]

1- Liz Hurley
16- Uma Therman
8- Jamie Presley
9- Tiffani Thiessen
5- Catherine Zeta Jones
12- Salma Hayak
4- Jennifer Connelly
13- Sharon Stone
6- Denise Richards
11- Alyssa Milano
3- Nicole Kidman
14- Pamela Anderson
7- Penelope Cruz
10- Halle Berry
2- Kate Beckinsale
15- Jennifer Anniston

2005- present[/b]

1- Margot Robbie
16- Jenna Fisher
8- Sofia Vagara
9- Christina Hendrick
5- January Jones
12- Jessica Pare
4- Jessica Biel
13- Mila Kunis
6- Vanessa Williams
11- Alice Eve
3- Eva Green
14- Annabelle Wallis
7- Emma Stone
10- Kerry Washington
2- Gal Gadot
15- Elisha Cuthbert
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Nice to see that @Gladstone and I were so highly seeded. Maybe there will be a Circle Jerk rematch!
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We? thought a lot of naughty thoughts about DDJ when seeding this circle jerk.

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BRB jo
 
Most glaring omission in 2005-Present is Megan Fox. C’mon Man! Megan on her worst day is waaaaaay fucking hotter than the majority of your list

Seriously?
20709730.jpg


Huh?
intro-1590073665.jpg


GTFO!
240px-EvaGreenFeb07.jpg


Case fucking closed

megan-fox-sexy-715x1024.jpg
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Agreed
 
I hope Milano gets destroyed in round 1. I'll take Denise Richards big floppies over her crazy ass any day.
 
Very pleased to see my dream gal, Liz Hurley, in the field. And a #1 seed at that!
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Liz is someone I could say winning The Who god damned thing. She’s got the whole package.
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Liz makes the elite 8 easy in her 50’s. In her prime...
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Yeah, don't know if there is photoshop going on here or not, but this is her now.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNae-5cl2CU/
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That's better than 99.9% of 25 year olds on the planet. She is like @RaceBannon and never ages.
 
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