Announcing the HCH Hottest Actress of All Time Tournament

Good job, good effort.

Glaring mistakes:

No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.

Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.
 
That Emmanuelle Chiriqui got left off the list is fucking criminal.

May boycot.

 
Good job, good effort.

Glaring mistakes:

No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.

Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.

So it was foretold in DMs

YellowSnow April 8
You’ve done the lords works thus far and will be offered many a shout out.
PurpleThrobber
PurpleThrobber April 8
Benny will bitch and mello will downvote.

Like we say.....
 
Very pleased to see my dream gal, Liz Hurley, in the field. And a #1 seed at that!

Toughest region. By far.

Tiffani Thiessen as a 9-seed is a sleeper pick.

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It's all about how personnel match up come tournament time.

 
Good job, good effort.

Glaring mistakes:

No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.

Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.

No. Her biggest roles were post 2005.

Her best-known television roles are that of Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty (2006–10), for which she was nominated three times for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, and Renee Perry on Desperate Housewives (2010–12). [/i]
 
Good job, good effort.

Glaring mistakes:

No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.

Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.

No. Her biggest roles were post 2005.

Her best-known television roles are that of Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty (2006–10), for which she was nominated three times for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, and Renee Perry on Desperate Housewives (2010–12). [/i]

Lobbying for Natalie Portman, pedo give away.
 
Good job, good effort.

Glaring mistakes:

No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.

Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.

No. Her biggest roles were post 2005.

Her best-known television roles are that of Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty (2006–10), for which she was nominated three times for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, and Renee Perry on Desperate Housewives (2010–12). [/i]

Maybe so butt she was way hotter during the other bracket.
 
Good job, good effort.

Glaring mistakes:

No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.

Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.

Natalie Portman was my unspoken complaint as well. She'd be a top 4 seed in my bracket rather easily.
 
Very pleased to see my dream gal, Liz Hurley, in the field. And a #1 seed at that!

Liz is someone I could say winning The Who god damned thing. She’s got the whole package.
 
Good job, good effort.

Glaring mistakes:

No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.

Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.

Natalie Portman was my unspoken complaint as well. She'd be a top 4 seed in my bracket rather easily.

Benny- giving a voice to the voiceless.

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Good job, good effort.

Glaring mistakes:

No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.

Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.

Natalie Portman was my unspoken complaint as well. She'd be a top 4 seed in my bracket rather easily.

Benny- giving a voice to the voiceless.

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TYFYS
 
At the end of the day, the seeding only matters so much. These gals need to go out and get wins on our imaginary casting couches.
 
That Emmanuelle Chiriqui got left off the list is fucking criminal.

May boycot.

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She wouldn't have made it out of a play in game with Nicky Whelan.

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B. That’s a photoshop

Who? / Photoshop - my thoughts EXACTLY.

@PurpleThrobber I just chinned a Benny poast because of you. I hope you sleep well at night.

You don’t read so good.

The Throbber didn’t seed the newbies. But support Brother Snow totally.

So both you and Benny can, like we say, fuck off
 
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