Announcing Hottest Actress Tournament Sweet 16 Matchups

I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.
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Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.
 
As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

1- Liz Hurley
16- Farah Fawcett

8- Diane Lane
9- January Jones

5- Kate Beckinsale
12- Sophia Loren

4- Gal Gadot
13- Grace Kelly

6- Catherine Deneuve
11- Kelly LeBrock

3- Lynda Carter
14- Denise Richards

7- Alice Eve
10- Salma Hayak

2- Raquel Welch
15- Margot Robbie
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Disagree.
 
I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.
Click to expand...

Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.
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And yet?
 
I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.
Click to expand...

Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.
Click to expand...

And yet?
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Mila Kunis is Mexicranian and lost in the first round.
 
I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.
Click to expand...

Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.
Click to expand...

And yet?
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Mila Kunis is Mexicranian and lost in the first round.
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True. Good call my freakish fren.
 
Thank you guys. I got the biggest jaw match up between salma and Alice
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The fact that you are focusing on that vs their boobs is weird

That being said I looked up some pics of alice eve in a bathing suit and I can pretty much tank her from here on out.
 
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