Announcing Hottest Actress Tournament Sweet 16 Matchups

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As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

1- Liz Hurley
16- Farah Fawcett

8- Diane Lane
9- January Jones

5- Kate Beckinsale
12- Sophia Loren

4- Gal Gadot
13- Grace Kelly

6- Catherine Deneuve
11- Kelly LeBrock

3- Lynda Carter
14- Denise Richards

7- Alice Eve
10- Salma Hayak

2- Raquel Welch
15- Margot Robbie

I will post 4 polls tomorrow and 4 on Tuesday. Elite 8 game later in the week.

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Margot Robbie too fucking low. Hot as ballz.

Raquel Welch's tits are saggy now.

Kelly LeBrock looks like a man these days.

Diane Lane too low.

Just getting out in front with some preemptive bitching before the cunty hordes descend upon this thread. Only one bitch reflects the Throbber's true self.

 
Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.
 
Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.
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We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.
 
Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.
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We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.
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Alice Eve is sneaky good. But those jugs are gonna be put to the test against Salma. This is like the jug off of the contest so far.

edit: But yeah, everyone is playing for second behind Liz. Surprised to see Kate B at a 5, but she hasn't done as well as I would have thought. That's because there are lots of fags here.
 
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Just checked all the seedings. I'm with the higher seed in 7 of 8 matchups and the only toss up is Alice v. Salma. That will be a game time decision. In other words, the seedings are now correct.
 
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As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

1- Liz Hurley
16- Farah Fawcett

8- Diane Lane
9- January Jones

5- Kate Beckinsale
12- Sophia Loren

4- Gal Gadot
13- Grace Kelly

6- Catherine Deneuve
11- Kelly LeBrock

3- Lynda Carter
14- Denise Richards

7- Alice Eve
10- Salma Hayak
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2- Raquel Welch
15- Margot Robbie

I will post 4 polls tomorrow and 4 on Tuesday. Elite 8 game later in the week.

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Battle of the underboobs[/s] underseeds.

That's the matchup to watch.

Winner of that takes out the winner of Welch/Robbie IMO.
 
Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.
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We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.
Click to expand...

Alice Eve is sneaky good. But those jugs are gonna be put to the test against Salma. This is like the jug off of the contest so far.

edit: But yeah, everyone is playing for second behind Liz. Surprised to see Kate B at a 5, but she hasn't done as well as I would have thought. That's because there are lots of fags here.
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It's true. Eve doesn't have a chance against salma though.

I don't see any way Liz doesn't win this. Shes the total package.
 
I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.
 
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This actually becomes quite easy from here on out.

Liz
Kate
Gal/salma (they can't win so it doesn't matter)

Apparently swaye and I will inevitably wiin.
 
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Which seed did #myphoebecates get? I'm not voting until yella man's up and does the right thing and seeds her.
 
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