Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)

[Swaye]

Those are Swaye’s people now.

And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.

I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
Stonewall is public so not nice enough
Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.

I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.

River Bend. Good guesses.

Fuck I did not anticipate the ceremony in Fairfax or Loudoun...
That's some high-end marrying you did. River Bend is the tits.

Yes, I did some of my best work here.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Those are Swaye’s people now.

And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.

I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
Stonewall is public so not nice enough
Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.

I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.

River Bend. Good guesses.

Fuck I did not anticipate the ceremony in Fairfax or Loudoun...
That's some high-end marrying you did. River Bend is the tits.

Yes, I did some of my best work here.

At the River Bend Jiffy Lube or for River Bend Orkin?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Those are Swaye’s people now.

And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.

I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
Stonewall is public so not nice enough
Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.

I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.

River Bend. Good guesses.

Fuck I did not anticipate the ceremony in Fairfax or Loudoun...
That's some high-end marrying you did. River Bend is the tits.

Yes, I did some of my best work here.

At the River Bend Jiffy Lube or for River Bend Orkin?

Abundance

 

[dnc]

CLS telling Swaye she'll give him his first married blowjob as reparations for Chindependence Day
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1410608090546724877?s=20

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

CLS telling Swaye she'll give him his first married blowjob[/b] as reparations for Chindependence Day

I know your beings sarkasmic, but that's a contradiction in terms.

 

[Swaye]

CLS telling Swaye she'll give him his first married blowjob as reparations for Chindependence Day
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1410608090546724877?s=20

I know you are being Sarktastic, because she already told me I might get one for our 10th anniversary. Maybe.

 

[greenblood]

CLS telling Swaye she'll give him his first married blowjob as reparations for Chindependence Day
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1410608090546724877?s=20

I know you are being Sarktastic, because she already told me I might get one for our 10th anniversary. Maybe.

Sell out

 

[RoadDawg55]

I somehow missed this thread. I literally in tears. Best. Shit. Ever.

Same. Have no idea how I missed it or ignored it.