I live for days like today.
Nothing gets our cold doog dead hearts pumping again like a new head coach, even knowing we will almost certainly be back doing this all over again in a few years. The circle of doog continues.
We know what comes. We know all the steps. We are experts on loser football.
Step 1 - New head coach is hired, all doogs hearts lift and rejoice, the second coming of Don James is here.
Step 2 - the first cracks appear, a few fans who have seen this play out before start to raise the alarm and are inevitably called Nega-doogs.
Step 3 - Program trajectory continues downward. All out doog civil war over if this is the head coaches fault commences, it is bloody, my brothers and I inevitably turn against my ultra doog father in a vicious intra family battle.
Step 4 - HC sucks so bad he kills even the ultra doogs like my father, usually this coincides when with when they get fired.
Now repeat and go to step one. Gawd I love my Dwags.