WASHINGTON responds, 6 days ahead!
https://twitter.com/uwtyeeclub/status/1441220844429082627?s=21
we are so far behind that it's not even funny
Yep, Oregon, via Nike, has kids already getting signed up by McDonalds and shit meanwhile back at the Pea Patch Jen is setting up exploratory committees to see if McNel Septic and Sewer (serving Seattle since 1971!) might be interested in talking about how they could throw 30-40 bucks at a kid to put their face on the side of the shitter truck one day.
We are such a goddamn joke it's funny.
You're sitting at a stoplight, and suddenly a garbage truck goes by with Twattenberg's grinning mug on the side of the truck.
Go Dawgs!