An offer you’ll probably refuse

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

768 (1 from DEC 2020)

I have no idea if this is actually right but you poasted some sort of screen shot so you've got me beat.

You should challenge this. No telling if this accounted for capitalization, punctuation, misspellings, etc. #NotMyCommentTotal

The difference in counts is definitely suspect but *shrug. Were we talking 2021 from January or 2021 from last donation season aka August?

Csb I once won a contest by guessing the exact number of jelly beans in a jar in 3rd grade at 97 just from eyeing it for 5 seconds.

January 1, 2021 through yesterday’s poast.

 

[LB_33]

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover The correct answer is 490 for an exact "Thanks Taft!" with exclamation point included. Since this website was built using a drunken sorority girl's version of blogspot, it was not easy, but since i was pooping and Chrome mobile is better than safari, it made pretty quick work.

 

[LB_33]

Stop the presses! Did the entire comment need to be just "Thanks Taft!" with nothing else attached? Sometimes you get a little squirrley with things such as:

• Grim. Thanks Taft!

• Thanks Taft! This is just further proof that Sark is the best playcaller in America!

• Hard hitting journalism from the Seattle Times! Thanks Taft!

If Sir Nacho needs an exact count only it will take more time

 

[WilburHooksHands]

469

Weaponized Autism.

I’ll take your word for it, the autism not the count.

Who will check my work though?

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I suppose I should at some point. There’s still room for someone else to check your work and prove you wrong. After all, there’s a ton of autism round these parts[/b]. @PostGameOrangeSlices @backthepack @CallMeBigErn @CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Kind of impressive how quickly this got taken up and then contested.

Overtones of Shialebuff

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nothing but respect for shia

 

[dnc]

469

Weaponized Autism.

I’ll take your word for it, the autism not the count.

Who will check my work though?

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I suppose I should at some point. There’s still room for someone else to check your work and prove you wrong. After all, there’s a ton of autism round these parts[/b]. @PostGameOrangeSlices @backthepack @CallMeBigErn @CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Kind of impressive how quickly this got taken up and then contested.

Overtones of Shialebuff

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nothing but respect for shia

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Can't spell Sharia without Shia

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

469

Weaponized Autism.

I’ll take your word for it, the autism not the count.

Who will check my work though?

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I suppose I should at some point. There’s still room for someone else to check your work and prove you wrong. After all, there’s a ton of autism round these parts[/b]. @PostGameOrangeSlices @backthepack @CallMeBigErn @CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Kind of impressive how quickly this got taken up and then contested.

Overtones of Shialebuff

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nothing but respect for shia

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I have no particular problem with Shia but his game of capture the flag with 4chan was peak internet malarkey when everything was still more innocent and fun. If you're going to bash internet malarkey then I'm out!

@PurpleBaze
@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

 

[RaceBannon]

Something about being in Wall Street or the sequel makes you nuts

#charliesheen #winning

 

[LB_33]

Something about being in Wall Street or the sequel makes you nuts

#charliesheen #winning

Something about being in two Wall Streets makes you a cunnilingus expert

#michaeldouglas #RIPcatherine’sLabia

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Stop the presses! Did the entire comment need to be just "Thanks Taft!" with nothing else attached? Sometimes you get a little squirrley with things such as:

• Grim. Thanks Taft!

• Thanks Taft! This is just further proof that Sark is the best playcaller in America!

• Hard hitting journalism from the Seattle Times! Thanks Taft!

If Sir Nacho needs an exact count only it will take more time

I think 3 poasters took a shot at this. I'll be gone all weekend but will tally up how many tims I thanked Taft! (all thanks to Taft count, not just the standard Thanks Taft!) and whoever is closest wins. In the event of a tie, I'll just have the winners give each other $81 and I'll put it on the Underhill's tab.

 

[LB_33]

Stop the presses! Did the entire comment need to be just "Thanks Taft!" with nothing else attached? Sometimes you get a little squirrley with things such as:

• Grim. Thanks Taft!

• Thanks Taft! This is just further proof that Sark is the best playcaller in America!

• Hard hitting journalism from the Seattle Times! Thanks Taft!

If Sir Nacho needs an exact count only it will take more time

I think 3 poasters took a shot at this. I'll be gone all weekend but will tally up how many tims I thanked Taft! (all thanks to Taft count, not just the standard Thanks Taft!) and whoever is closest wins. In the event of a tie, I'll just have the winners give each other $81 and I'll put it on the Underhill's tab.

I hope you went through your out of office checklist and delegated your "Thanks Taft!" poasts to a willing and able cuck who's stuck poasting all weekend. Also, #AllTaftThanksMatter is our new rallying cry when Jon Don Juan runs three straight HB power when the huskies are down by 14 in the 4th against Michigan and Taft links a puff piece by Husky Maven defending #RunTheDamnBall

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Announcing this contest was definitely not well thought out on my part as I just spent 30 minutes figuring out how many times I've thank Taft from January 1, 2021 through August 4, 2021.

3 esteemed poasters took a shot at this yuuuge prize of $81 towards a Wam subscription to be used for themselves or to be gifted to another poaster.

@UW_Doog_Bot came up with 469 thanks given to Taft. He was close.

@LB_33 who has slightly more poasts than thanks given to Taft but only if you count January came up with 490 thanks given to Taft.

@Neighbor2972 somehow came up with 768 Taft thanksgivings but he's way fucking off by my stupid count.

The winner and recipient of $81 whole U.S. dollars is @LB_33. By my fat nacho cheese sticky finger count I gave thanks to Taft 537 times during the time period.

By month, it looks like this:

through August 4 - 9 times

July - 62

June - 72

May - 75

April - 84

March - 68

February - 83

January - 84

@LB_33 talk to Stalin if you want to pony up the rest of the cash to join the Wam or figure out how you want to allocate you HH money.

Good job everyone. I'm really proud of you all.

 

[LB_33]

Thank you - it's hard being this lazy and this good at taking long dumps while on the clock.

@DerekJohnson i'll throw some dongs your way - since i'm new and have no idea how any of this works, will you just tell me what i'm giving you?

 

[Neighbor2972]

I figured out that I scrolled too fast and Vanilla was double loading a lot of @CFetters_Nacho_Lover 's comments, which was why mine was so high

I blame vanilla

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I figured out that I scrolled too fast and Vanilla was double loading a lot of @CFetters_Nacho_Lover 's comments, which was why mine was so high

I blame vanilla

I just thought you were trying to impress me so I’d send dick pics.

 

[Swaye]

Thank you - it's hard being this lazy and this good at taking long dumps while on the clock.

@DerekJohnson i'll throw some dongs your way - since i'm new and have no idea how any of this works, will you just tell me what i'm giving you?

Send Derek 48 bucks and BAM you are in the Wam.

 

[TommySQC]

768 (1 from DEC 2020)

Csb I once won a contest by guessing the exact number of jelly beans in a jar in 3rd grade at 97 just from eyeing it for 5 seconds.

No one has EVER done that!