An Ode to BackthePack

[Swaye]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

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It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

 

[YellowSnow]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

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It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

 

[creepycoug]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

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It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

Except w/o the Gheyness ... other than when Tequilla posts.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

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It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

Except w/o the Gheyness ... other than when Tequilla posts.

It’s the fact that you’re an asshole ... your comments are beyond inappropriate and have no place on a message board

 

[Swaye]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

View attachment 26539

It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

Except w/o the Gheyness ... other than when Tequilla posts.

It’s the fact that you’re an asshole ... your comments are beyond inappropriate and have no place on a message board

 

[jhfstyle24]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

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It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

Confirmed

 

[creepycoug]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

View attachment 26539

It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

Except w/o the Gheyness ... other than when Tequilla posts.

It’s the fact that you’re an asshole ... your comments are beyond inappropriate and have no place on a message board

@Tequilla ? True?

 

[creepycoug]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

View attachment 26539

It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

Except w/o the Gheyness ... other than when Tequilla posts.

It’s the fact that you’re an asshole ... your comments are beyond inappropriate and have no place on a message board

I feel like I get told that a lot.

 

[FireCohen]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

View attachment 26539

It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

Except w/o the Gheyness ... other than when Tequilla posts.

It’s the fact that you’re an asshole ... your comments are beyond inappropriate and have no place on a message board

Now ask yourself why?

 

[FireCohen]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

View attachment 26539

It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

Except w/o the Gheyness ... other than when Tequilla posts.

It’s the fact that you’re an asshole ... your comments are beyond inappropriate and have no place on a message board

I feel like I get told that a lot.

Now ask yourself why?

 

[huskyhooligan]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

He doesn't know either of his fathers?

 

[Pitchfork51]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials [/b]have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

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J?

 

[dooginthehall]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

View attachment 26539

It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Coming on here and trying to fit in with mostly 30-60 year old dudes, with some issues (including Bill) would be tough but he tried way too hard. Something is lacking in his life...parents are too strict or weren't strict enough...girls maybe turned him down too much...never met the guy. I can imagine being 16 or 17 and coming onto a site like this would seem really cool at first, but I'm sure glad the internet was barely functioning when I was that age.

We are the worst group I can imagine exposing any 17 year old kid to. They would have to be pretty grounded coming in to survive it. @jhfstyle24 made it, and I love that little bastard for it.

We are raising a new generation of American men. Men of braun forged of steel. Men to whom sexually ambiguous girly millenials have a severe allergy. Life threatening.

View attachment 26539

It is true. If the young boys who stroll in here can survive the crucible, they leave years later as men with dicks that can pound 16 penny nails. It's pretty much like Sparta.

HH is ancient Greece!!

Except w/o the Gheyness ... other than when Tequilla posts.

Disagree. There’s more of the gay stuff than there ever was in Ancient Greece.

 

[Jdawg1991]

His problem is he is the knockoff Chinese factory version of too many brands simultaneously.

Easily influenced and highly insecure, Slapper has been trending down for some time.

He was okay for awhile and gave this place some youths like you said, easily influenced. He found another gay internet kid in LMC and lost any originality he had.

I feel bad for the guy. I can’t imagine being TBS obsessed and caring like he does as a 19 year old. I guess it’s a little less creepy than an adult, but it’s so fucking lame. He should be enjoying his youth, drinking and drugging, hanging with chicks, etc. Not being a jersey chaser to kids his own age.

I feel like a lot of kids his age are so stuck on the internet that they don’t actually create any real memories. Internet addiction should come later in life when you have a job, don’t go out drinking every weekend, etc.

Sage advice that went unheeded,

Kids these days--they don't listen. I support corporal punishment in the schools. Paddles, belts even canes (Hi @creepycoug !)

@backthepack needs a good flogging then kick his ass out to go frolic, maybe get laid. Even if he has to pay for it--which we know he will--the board will have done a great service for the world. A blistered penis from excessive jerking causes a lifetime of scaring. Do it for @backthepack, do it for the kids!

 

[backthepack]

ok

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

His problem is he is the knockoff Chinese factory version of too many brands simultaneously.

Easily influenced and highly insecure, Slapper has been trending down for some time.

He was okay for awhile and gave this place some youths like you said, easily influenced. He found another gay internet kid in LMC and lost any originality he had.

I feel bad for the guy. I can’t imagine being TBS obsessed and caring like he does as a 19 year old. I guess it’s a little less creepy than an adult, but it’s so fucking lame. He should be enjoying his youth, drinking and drugging, hanging with chicks, etc. Not being a jersey chaser to kids his own age.

I feel like a lot of kids his age are so stuck on the internet that they don’t actually create any real memories. Internet addiction should come later in life when you have a job, don’t go out drinking every weekend, etc.

Sage advice that went unheeded,

Kids these days--they don't listen. I support corporal punishment in the schools. Paddles, belts even canes (Hi @creepycoug !)

@backthepack needs a good flogging then kick his ass out to go frolic, maybe get laid. Even if he has to pay for it--which we know he will--the board will have done a great service for the world. A blistered penis from excessive jerking causes a lifetime of scaring. Do it for @backthepack, do it for the kids!

Such fag, j.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

all his spazzing out is funny

to a point

 

[Jdawg1991]

all his spazzing out is funny

to a point

Wow, I am shocked a message board full of dickheads. Talk that shit to my face and see how funny it is assholes.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

all his spazzing out is funny

to a point

Wow, I am shocked a message board full of dickheads. Talk that shit to my face and see how funny it is assholes.

You are nothing more than a cowardly pussy.