An illuminating post about overpaid, underachiever Jim Harbog (stolen from a USC site)

[Doogles]

Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Case closed.

I hope OZONE is piloting Oregon's nike Jet and does his best landing job upside down in the rio grande.

 

[doogsinparadise]

Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.

Projecting ahead:

Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.

Holy fucking quook.

 

[dnc]

Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.

Projecting ahead:

Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.

You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.

Projecting ahead:

Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.

You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.

We'll see. Chances are Harborg will flee when that program starts going downhill, just like he fled the 49'ers. 49'ers went 8-8. You're riding his dick why?

 

[dnc]

Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.

Projecting ahead:

Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.

You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.

We'll see. Chances are Harborg will flee when that program starts going dowhill, just like he fled Stanford and now the 49'ers.

Stanford wasn't going downhill. And taking a massive raise and promotion to the NFL isn't exactly "fleeing" Other than that, brilliant analysis.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Still waiting for an explanation of why the 49'ers went from good in year 1 of Jimmy's tenure to complete shit in year 4, and why that makes him a good coach. Oh wait, losing the Super Bowl counts for something, right? Just like never winning a PAC 10 championship automatically makes you one of the conference greats. Because we remember every team that lost the big game as time passes.

 

[dnc]

Still waiting for an explanation of why the 49'ers went from good in year 1 of Jimmy's tenure to complete shit in year 4, and why that makes him a good coach. Oh wait, losing the Super Bowl counts for something, right? Because we remember every team that lost the big game as time passes.

They weren't good before he took over. He made them good in year 1.

And a coach whose good enough to lose the Super Bowel is going to be a damn good college coach. Which, wouldn't you know it, his college track record demonstrates.

This isn't difficult.

 

[doogsinparadise]

Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.

Projecting ahead:

Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.

You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.

We'll see. Chances are Harborg will flee when that program starts going dowhill, just like he fled the 49'ers. 49'ers went 8-8. You're riding his dick why?

I'll help you out here because you seem unable to understand. 6 games a year against the NFC West >>> Big Ten conference slate, and it isn't even close. That Stanford won two conference titles after he left just shows the level that the program had reached. I'm not going to speculate how the yearly battles with Ohio State will go, as it may take a year or two to ramp shit up; but Michigan still has a lot of talent and it's fucking stupid to think Harbs won't get them back to the top.

Why you've got your cunt in a bunch over this is anyone's guess--whether it has to do with Hookery or Quookery--but either way it's ducking embarrassing.

 

[greenblood]

Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.

Projecting ahead:

Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.

You are retarded. So the same team Shaw coached a Fiesta Bowl with and Andrew Luck quarterbacked would have only won 6 games under Harbaugh? PLSS could have coached that team to 9 wins without meds.

You know you're wrong, and now you're grasping at straws to try and save face, but all you're doing is digging yourself a canyon.

Are you trying to create an argument that David Shaw saved the Stanford program?

 

[MisterEm]

Jesus.

 

[PurpleJ]

Not every good coach succeeds in the NFL on their first go. It's like the upper echelon or something.

See: Saban, Carroll, etc.

 

[PurpleJ]

Nice to see OBK has been embarrassing himself here all day. Nothing has changed. Purp was right.

 

[greenblood]

Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.

Projecting ahead:

Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.

You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.

We'll see. Chances are Harborg will flee when that program starts going downhill, just like he fled the 49'ers. 49'ers went 8-8. You're riding his dick why?

Please explain to me how a college coach takes a program from shit to greatness back to shit in only four years?

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.

 

[dnc]

Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.

 

[greenblood]

Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.

Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.

Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?

Huskies don't respect Shaw even though he whips their ass every year. I have more respect for Shaw than for Harbaugh because he has a better record against Oregon, and without Luck. Shaw came into Autzen Stadium and beat Kelly. He then proceeded to eviscerate Oregon the following year in demoralizing fashion. He deserves some respect, at least from Ducks.

 

[haie]

Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.

Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?

Huskies don't respect Shaw even though he whips their ass every year. I have more respect for Shaw than for Harbaugh because he has a better record against Oregon, and without Luck. Shaw came into Autzen Stadium and beat Kelly. He deserves some respect, at least from Ducks.

How did Shaw 'whip UW's asses' the last two years? And Oregon boat raced him as bad as any other team they played this year, with his gifted-ass lines. It's practically his team now and he failed to come up with a power back. He sucks, Oregon doesn't need to respect him.

 

[dflea]

Someone should find obk's parents and fuck both of them up real bad for spawning his dumb cunt.

 

[greenblood]

Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.

Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?

Huskies don't respect Shaw even though he whips their ass every year. I have more respect for Shaw than for Harbaugh because he has a better record against Oregon, and without Luck. Shaw came into Autzen Stadium and beat Kelly. He deserves some respect, at least from Ducks.

How did Shaw 'whip UW's asses' the last two years? And Oregon boat raced him as bad as any other team they played this year, with his gifted-ass lines. It's practically his team now and he failed to come up with a power back. He sucks, Oregon doesn't need to respect him.

Getting out gained and a favorable no call in a 31-28 escape, and a 20-13 dreck this year is special. Let's not forget UW beat them in 2011. But I'm OBK and I hate facts, so I just make shit up.