Alright fellas! Here ya go!

[TopicalChica]

Did your parents ever give you the birds and the bees talk? How did they have that conversation with you?

Go!

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

"When two dads love each other, very much..."

 

[coronabruin]

Lost my virginity before I was able to talk, so like we say…no.

 

[haie]

They gave me two peach faced love birds in a cage.

One flew away by my fault (fucked up trying to feed them) and probably died in the cold or was killed by a tuff logger raven.

The other died because his snatch was gone.

 

[KidsInCagesDawg]

Lost my virginity before I was able to talk, so like we say…no.

Raped by the paper boy. Couldn’t tell him to get off you because you had no vocabulary. A horrible 16th birthday for a misunderstood autistic boy.

 

[coronabruin]

Lost my virginity before I was able to talk, so like we say…no.

Raped by the paper boy. Couldn’t tell him to get off you because you had no vocabulary. A horrible 16th birthday for a misunderstood autistic boy.

Actually I was the stunt double for Tommy Lee’s dick. Sick comment though, retard.

 

[LawDawg1]

Solid bored choice as usual.

 

[rodmansrage]

my two dads sent me to the Jerry sandusky football camp, learned about it in the showers.

 

[SECDAWG]

Did your parents ever give you the birds and the bees talk? How did they have that conversation with you?

Go!

“Baby sitter” taught me abundance

 

[RTD]

Stuck on a chair lift. You know what a blow job is? Real awkward weird shit.

 

[DerekJohnson]

 

[Swaye]

"When two dads love each other, very much..."