Already pacing around the house

I'm still hatching a plan to get my entire family out of the house at 5:45 so I can pace around in peace and goddamn quiet during the game
 
I'm still hatching a plan to get my entire family out of the house at 5:45 so I can pace around in peace and goddamn quiet during the game

A timely case of norovirus-induced explosive diarrhea could be in your future. I haven’t tried that threat, but it would work if someone didn’t want me to hang around.
 
I am not nervous about the game - but have had two bouts of the Hershey squirts thus far
 
I'm still hatching a plan to get my entire family out of the house at 5:45 so I can pace around in peace and goddamn quiet during the game

#MeToo
 
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I try to be productive when I’m wasting time all day
 
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Fuck my life. I can’t get ribs like that here in CdA. Pisses me off. I’m doing a brisket today tho, so it’s not all bad. Except for the fact that my smoker took a shit this morning, so I’m having to finish the brisket in my sous vide
 
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I try to be productive when I’m wasting time all day

Fuck my life. I can’t get ribs like that here in CdA. Pisses me off. I’m doing a brisket today tho, so it’s not all bad. Except for the fact that my smoker took a shit this morning, so I’m having to finish the brisket in my sous vide

Chin up man. You're going to get through this. Time heals all wounds.
 
I'm still hatching a plan to get my entire family out of the house at 5:45 so I can pace around in peace and goddamn quiet during the game

A timely case of norovirus-induced explosive diarrhea could be in your future. I haven’t tried that threat, but it would work if someone didn’t want me to hang around.

Particularly effective on the carpet in front of the TV. Mark your territory.
 
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I try to be productive when I’m wasting time all day

Fuck my life. I can’t get ribs like that here in CdA. Pisses me off. I’m doing a brisket today tho, so it’s not all bad. Except for the fact that my smoker took a shit this morning, so I’m having to finish the brisket in my sous vide

No excuses, don’t let the cow win today

I get these at Costco in Dallas, $10/lb
 
Football sucks. It’s not worth watching anymore with all the transfer portal BS. Unless we win, then it’s the best sport ever.

Just preparing for post game.
 
Before we came back to SC we played almost 3 hrs of paintball. Fun shooting my kids except I felt bad when I had to shoot my princess. (Not talking about TOF).

I’m fucking old now, and the crazy meds make my bones ache, but couldn’t say no to a game of hoops with the heathens and nephew the next day.

Next day we flew out of Dallas and stopped off at Meow Wolf (Wish I was high for this but still a trip) and then walked the mall so 3 hrs on my feet. Catch flight and get back at 10pm and drive from ATL. Sleep at 2am finally after over thinking the game.

Kids up at 9am to open gifts as we were gone over a week.

Then go clean the rental one last time before the tenants move in. 4 hrs worth…

I’m too fucking exhausted to be nervous though a muscle relaxor would be amazing right now.

#godawgs
 
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I try to be productive when I’m wasting time all day

Fuck my life. I can’t get ribs like that here in CdA. Pisses me off. I’m doing a brisket today tho, so it’s not all bad. Except for the fact that my smoker took a shit this morning, so I’m having to finish the brisket in my sous vide

No excuses, don’t let the cow win today

I get these at Costco in Dallas, $10/lb

Costco here can’t even get them, unfortunately. I’ve been told beef ribs like that are as good as bbq gets, but I’ve never had them. I’m hoping to have them in Houston next weekend
 
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I try to be productive when I’m wasting time all day

Fuck my life. I can’t get ribs like that here in CdA. Pisses me off. I’m doing a brisket today tho, so it’s not all bad. Except for the fact that my smoker took a shit this morning, so I’m having to finish the brisket in my sous vide

Sonnenberg’s on East Sprague. Just don’t step on any needles and tip the hookers appropriately.
 
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I try to be productive when I’m wasting time all day

Fuck my life. I can’t get ribs like that here in CdA. Pisses me off. I’m doing a brisket today tho, so it’s not all bad. Except for the fact that my smoker took a shit this morning, so I’m having to finish the brisket in my sous vide

No excuses, don’t let the cow win today

I get these at Costco in Dallas, $10/lb

Costco here can’t even get them, unfortunately. I’ve been told beef ribs like that are as good as bbq gets, but I’ve never had them. I’m hoping to have them in Houston next weekend

Ts and Ps for real. Ask for a plate rib, I assume a butcher can get it.

Any decent BBQ spot will have them, but they sell out so go for an early lunch and ask for a beef rib. One rib is a whole meal (~1.5lbs), so either share or don’t get much else.
 
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I try to be productive when I’m wasting time all day

Fuck my life. I can’t get ribs like that here in CdA. Pisses me off. I’m doing a brisket today tho, so it’s not all bad. Except for the fact that my smoker took a shit this morning, so I’m having to finish the brisket in my sous vide

Sonnenberg’s on East Sprague. Just don’t step on any needles and tip the hookers appropriately.

My man. Thanks for the tip.
 
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