Adult jersey wearing pole

Adult jersey wearing pole

  • Jerseys are for little kids and the players

    Votes: 37 82.2%

  • F.O. Yella, I proudly rock my jersey and cargo shorts to the games

    Votes: 8 17.8%
  • Total voters
    45
I've noticed during crisp, or 100 degree, fall Sundays, the employees at Safeway and I think Target have the option to wear their favorite NFL jersey. In fact, I think it's encouraged. It's pretty cringe, especially when 60 year old, overweight Becky has one on. I do wear a Seahawk hat at times, so one of them started chatting me up about Rusty Wilson during last offseason. It took me a minute before I remembered he was traded to the Stealers (lol!). The NFL can't get much more cringe at this point.
 
PurpleJ said:
I have a collection of hockey/soccer jerseys. No football, though. That’s too gay for me.
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This is what I wore to the UCLA game:

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Tequilla said:
A lot depends on the sport IMO
Hockey culture is to wear a "sweater" to the game … and let's be honest most "sweaters" are awesome from a design standpoint. Agree with the prior comments that the "sweater" you wear should be tied to a team actually playing in the game and should be tied to a player instead of some stupid saying … I'm not crazy about using your own last name per se but I'll allow it
For other sports it's more hit/miss to me as I don't feel like it's quite the same as it is for hockey
In most instances, wearing any jersey outside of going to a game or for a unique situation (i.e. wearing a football jersey to a fantasy football draft) is not a great look
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I don't know man. Sounds suspect.
 
Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
I've noticed during crisp, or 100 degree, fall Sundays, the employees at Safeway and I think Target have the option to wear their favorite NFL jersey. In fact, I think it's encouraged. It's pretty cringe, especially when 60 year old, overweight Becky has one on. I do wear a Seahawk hat at times, so one of them started chatting me up about Rusty Wilson during last offseason. It took me a minute before I remembered he was traded to the Stealers (lol!). The NFL can't get much more cringe at this point.
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They also love to say WE? when referring to their favorite NFL squad.
 
YellowSnow said:
Tequilla said:
A lot depends on the sport IMO
Hockey culture is to wear a "sweater" to the game … and let's be honest most "sweaters" are awesome from a design standpoint. Agree with the prior comments that the "sweater" you wear should be tied to a team actually playing in the game and should be tied to a player instead of some stupid saying … I'm not crazy about using your own last name per se but I'll allow it
For other sports it's more hit/miss to me as I don't feel like it's quite the same as it is for hockey
In most instances, wearing any jersey outside of going to a game or for a unique situation (i.e. wearing a football jersey to a fantasy football draft) is not a great look
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I don't know man. Sounds suspect.
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You're a row boat peter puffer that likes to wear form fitting spandex as your "uniform"
I'm not sure that you have room to talk about the uniform game
 
Tequilla said:
YellowSnow said:
Tequilla said:
A lot depends on the sport IMO
Hockey culture is to wear a "sweater" to the game … and let's be honest most "sweaters" are awesome from a design standpoint. Agree with the prior comments that the "sweater" you wear should be tied to a team actually playing in the game and should be tied to a player instead of some stupid saying … I'm not crazy about using your own last name per se but I'll allow it
For other sports it's more hit/miss to me as I don't feel like it's quite the same as it is for hockey
In most instances, wearing any jersey outside of going to a game or for a unique situation (i.e. wearing a football jersey to a fantasy football draft) is not a great look
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I don't know man. Sounds suspect.
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You're a row boat peter puffer that likes to wear form fitting spandex as your "uniform"
I'm not sure that you have room to talk about the uniform game
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I wear a Letterman jacket to the games, pal!
Rowing spandex fits no tighter to one's junk than football pants.
 
YellowSnow said:
My lil' pisses (aged 7 and almost 11) both have massive jersey stockpiles and that's pretty much all they wear to school. We've got a ton of Hawks, Chargers, Blazers, Penix, Odunze, UW Hoops, etc jerseys.
I've told them that they will no longer get to wear them past age 18 and they don't believe me.
One of the most important jerbs of being a parent is to help ensure your kids don't grow up fucking dweeb.
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My 5 year old daughter wore Gonzaga (wife) or UW gear to kindergarten everyday this week. She chose a bad year to become a fan of either.
 
BleachedAnusDawg said:
There is one exception I will make to the adults wearing jerseys, which is a retro Kemp or Payton Sonics jersey in the summer sun while bbq'ing in a private backyard so that only friends or family can see you.
This is not a true story, but the only justification I can come up with to explain why, at some point in the future, I might pull the trigger on the Kemp jersey.
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I lived in Eastlake for a while until about 4 years ago. There was a guy who drives like a pink golf cart with longhorns on it and rocks a 1996 Schrempf jersey all the time. Does he poast here?
 
@DerekJohnson he was wearing a husky jersey I remember when we were watching the 2016 apple cup when they were playing in the snow. I can’t remember which jersey tho. He had a couple.
 
Bowdowndub said:
@DerekJohnson he was wearing a husky jersey I remember when we were watching the 2016 apple cup when they were playing in the snow. I can’t remember which jersey tho. He had a couple.
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I knew it ! Fucking dweeb round there.
 
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whlinder said:
For college no. For the NFL, the Sean Taylor jersey might come out for important games.
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Giving a clear exception for the Sean Taylor jersey ( @RoadDawg55 ), I'm in the no jersey camp.
I am my own hero. And @PurpleJ . Players are the hired help for my entertainment. Simple as that.
 
creepycoug said:
whlinder said:
For college no. For the NFL, the Sean Taylor jersey might come out for important games.
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Giving a clear exception for the Sean Taylor jersey ( @RoadDawg55 ), I'm in the no jersey camp.
I am my own hero. And @PurpleJ . Players are the hired help for my entertainment. Simple as that.
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I actually have 2 Sean jerseys, one his rookie year #36, and then 21 in the Skins 75th anniversary throwbacks. No more jerseys will ever enter my house.
 
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