Adam Jude's morning links

Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
 
And he's getting PAID to do this shit. Not much, probably, but paid nonetheless.

Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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Grab a freshman majoring in journalism from any uni in this state, minus CWU. That freshman will do twice as good of a job as Adam Jude; they don't even need to know a fucking thing about football going into it.
 
Funny how this worthless shit is tolerated. Soccer Moms update their 1st grade kid's soccer blog more frequently than jood.
 
Funny how this worthless shit is tolerated. Soccer Moms update their 1st grade kid's soccer blog more frequently than jood.
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Sure, but, competing for a college scholarship in soccer is ruthless these days.

 
I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
 
I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
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It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
 
I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
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It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.
 
I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
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It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.
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It still wastes your time to do it on your own if it's someones job to do it for you.

HTFH
 
I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
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It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.
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It still wastes your time to do it on your own if it's someones job to do it for you.

HTFH
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Look at the thread we are in. Looks at what we are discussing. You've got plenty of time on your hands.
 
I like to complain that someone is lazy because they are slow to post links to shit that could have just looked up myself if I wasn't such a lazy bastard.
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It's a fair complaint, it's the guys job. Using your logic, it's stupid to go to the grocery store when you could just grow a fucking garden and raise livestock at your house.
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If growing your own food and raising your own livestock was as easy as clicking a fucking mouse you'd have a point. But it's not and you don't.
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It still wastes your time to do it on your own if it's someones job to do it for you.

HTFH
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Look at the thread we are in. Looks at what we are discussing. You've got plenty of time on your hands.
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Quit moving the goalposts. I do have plenty of time on my hands, at the moment.

What does that have to do with people complaining that Jude fucking blows chode at his job, which is a 100% valid complaint?
 
Adam Jude wakes up, and gets off his mattress that lays on the floor. He stumbles over the video game controllers and Mad Dog bottles. Jude pours Cookie Crisp into a bowl he takes from the pile in the sink, lightly rinsing it off with water. As he sits in his Oregon Duck underwear eating the cereal with his hands a sudden realization hits him. He looks at the clock: 11:00 AM. "AW FUCK. It's Monday", Adam yells as he throws his bowl on the counter and runs to the computer.
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Grab a freshman majoring in journalism from any uni in this state, minus CWU. That freshman will do twice as good of a job as Adam Jude; they don't even need to know a fucking thing about football going into it.
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upvoted for the AOG stinkbait

 
If failing to constantly spoonfeed the boy stockers about spring practice is wrong, I don't want Jood to be right.
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Whether or not you consider recruiting to be "teen boy stalking" is moot. There is a demand for recruiting and spring practice information that can be turn into $$$$$. Look at scoot.com for fucks sake.

The Times is missing out on viewership and adv revenue by hiring losers like Adam Jude. I used to go on the HF blog back when my man Bobby C was blooging, but that place has become a dumpster fire since Jude has taken over. This place, of all places, has more relevant Doog football info being posted than at the Time, which is a good thing for this board.

But let's shut it down after the 2014 season....lmao.

 
If you can't see that Jooooood works on Hawaii time, then I can't help you.
 
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