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Request for Kevin Kevin and Coleminer
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The reactions are going to be amazing. We earned this.
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Buttah, Gascan, and Kevin Kevin is all i pray for
I would have put "Esquire" at the end of John Ross IX's name
EsophagealFeces
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You've been here for two weeks. You haven't earned shit.
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Hippopeteamus
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These kinds of responses, going through every reason, make 5 reasons worth it:
1. Jack "Cobra" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has two years of college and four years of high school under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
so he's played in college AND high school? wow! we don't have anyone on our team like that. and we certainly don't have anyone on our team who might try to do everything possible to win. i guess we may as well forfeit right now.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Addams, Ossai, Center, Emptmankamp, Sarell, MacGary etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
having more weight on your line doesn't equate to being better players or being more dominating. to be good....and i mean really good.....you need 3 things: power, speed, and quickness. and yes, speed and quickness are 2 different things. you may have all the power in the world, but if you're slow, then you'll get beaten just about every time. and you can be really quick or really fast, but if you don't have the power, then all that speed and quickness won't amount to much if you can't move the person in front of you.
3. Kawasaki - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between the defense against Washington State and Colorado, we will see a much improved defense on New Years.
we'll be more than happy to test your much improved defense. but if they show up on new year's, i'm afraid they'll be a little late; seeing as how the game is on new year's eve (yes, details and semantics matter).
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. John Ross IX, Charlie McClutchins, Tyler Rape, Ben Ossai, Buttah Baker, Psalm Wooching, Virta Vea, Kevin Kevin, Miles Gascan etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
being the fastest UW team in a while really doesn't mean much if they were really slow before. someone going 2 mph is twice as fast as someone going 1 mph; but they're both still slow. i'm sure you've heard all about the speed of SEC defenses and how teams from other conferences aren't used to it, so i won't go into all of that because i can see where it can get a little antagonistic. just remember that the team that beat you (in your own house), USC, is the team we put 52 on in the first game of the season. and all we heard was how they were going to run and throw all over our "fast" defense and that we wouldn't have a chance against their team.
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
time of possession doesn't mean a damn thing! florida had almost 11 more minutes of possession than we did in the SEC Championship Game. and we beat them pretty good (54-16). they had almost as many first downs as us (18 vs. 16), and almost as good of a 3rd down conversion rate as us (5-10 vs. 7-16). but remember, the only stat that matters, the ONLY one, is the score when that clock hits 00:00. anything before that? it doesn't mean * in the end.
1. Jack "Cobra" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has two years of college and four years of high school under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
so he's played in college AND high school? wow! we don't have anyone on our team like that. and we certainly don't have anyone on our team who might try to do everything possible to win. i guess we may as well forfeit right now.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Addams, Ossai, Center, Emptmankamp, Sarell, MacGary etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
having more weight on your line doesn't equate to being better players or being more dominating. to be good....and i mean really good.....you need 3 things: power, speed, and quickness. and yes, speed and quickness are 2 different things. you may have all the power in the world, but if you're slow, then you'll get beaten just about every time. and you can be really quick or really fast, but if you don't have the power, then all that speed and quickness won't amount to much if you can't move the person in front of you.
3. Kawasaki - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between the defense against Washington State and Colorado, we will see a much improved defense on New Years.
we'll be more than happy to test your much improved defense. but if they show up on new year's, i'm afraid they'll be a little late; seeing as how the game is on new year's eve (yes, details and semantics matter).
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. John Ross IX, Charlie McClutchins, Tyler Rape, Ben Ossai, Buttah Baker, Psalm Wooching, Virta Vea, Kevin Kevin, Miles Gascan etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
being the fastest UW team in a while really doesn't mean much if they were really slow before. someone going 2 mph is twice as fast as someone going 1 mph; but they're both still slow. i'm sure you've heard all about the speed of SEC defenses and how teams from other conferences aren't used to it, so i won't go into all of that because i can see where it can get a little antagonistic. just remember that the team that beat you (in your own house), USC, is the team we put 52 on in the first game of the season. and all we heard was how they were going to run and throw all over our "fast" defense and that we wouldn't have a chance against their team.
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
time of possession doesn't mean a damn thing! florida had almost 11 more minutes of possession than we did in the SEC Championship Game. and we beat them pretty good (54-16). they had almost as many first downs as us (18 vs. 16), and almost as good of a 3rd down conversion rate as us (5-10 vs. 7-16). but remember, the only stat that matters, the ONLY one, is the score when that clock hits 00:00. anything before that? it doesn't mean * in the end.
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I have a little history on that particular Alabama board. I was the only person in the world that predicted a Utah win. I watched about 5 or 6 rebroadcasts of Alabama games around Christmas and It was crystal clear to me that we would win. I didn't post my manifesto on their board, they found it and brought to their board. The Alabama posters ripped me apart and I certainly returned the favor after the game.http://www.rolltidebama.com/forum/i...preview-the-gloves-are-off.53137/#post-481504
EsophagealFeces
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Good chit, but you really dropped the ball by not bumping that thread after you guys won. There's no better way to rub in someone's stupid shit talking than by bumping the thread where they did it so they can see how stupid they are.
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Bumped this thread
EsophagealFeces
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God, you are a fucktard. Bumping an 8 year old thread that has nothing to do with what's going on right now? CHRIST, kid. Tell me you can't really be this fucking stupid. Stop trying so fucking hard.
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The best part is that without half assedly recycling inside jokes that he doesn't get, backthepack is the exact kind of poster that drops a 5 reasons unironically. And he just went and killed the joke.