About Derek's Dive Bar

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Seventy-five miles northeast of Gorst, WA is Derek’s Dive Bar. A hole-in-the-wall cabin bar tucked away in the foothills of the North Cascades. A small, unglamorous, old-style bar with cheap drinks served under dim lighting and featuring shabby and dated Husky memorabilia on the walls. An old wood stove glows in the corner. Sassy, buxom waitresses serve the locals like Race Bannon, GrundleStiltzkin, PurpleThrobber, Swaye, Yellow Snow, Purple Baze, CFetters_Nacho_Lover and many others, including the incorrigible lounge lizard, Pitchfork51.

The head bartender is Derek. He prepares drinks and hand-dries the pilsner glasses, while waxing poetic on Husky Football and anything else of interest.

Derek’s Dive Bar is an offshoot of HardcoreHusky.com.

 
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7-11 is out. Derek's Dive Bar is where I'll be having all of my internet-challenged fist fights from now on. Is Yella the bouncer or is he too pretty?
 
7-11 is out. Derek's Dive Bar is where I'll be having all of my internet-challenged fist fights from now on. Is Yella the bouncer or is he too pretty?
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Definitely too pretty...
 
If I didn’t drink so much I’d probably get an invite
 
Does this place have the same beer deals as the 'Pump?

You guys do the same special for a Montucky Coldsnack + a shot of shit tier espresso?

Bottomless pitchers of Rainier?

Or is this a place for hipster sours and double IPA's?
 
This is where you talk about the dumb shit you do and how TOF is now sleeping on the couch.

This is where we play who has the biggest dick by showcasing our Christmas lights.

This is where I ask dumb ass questions about life lessons not yet learned through hard knocks.

Not sure if I’m even remotely close but I’m sure I’ll be starting some stupid ass threads.

Feels like a lot of fuckery fits here that didn’t exactly fit elsewhere.

Most exciting thing on this bored since lil Jimmie was hired.
 
I have no idea what's going on here, but I have a request. Since I only come here on my phone, which only shows a few of the forums on the home page without scrolling, I'd like them reordered so that the ones I visit most are on top and in the correct order:

1. Hardcore Husky main board
2. Wam
3. Yella's music, watch, fishing, and ski board
4. Football bored (general)
5. ETS-TBS board (used to be #2 but slipping rapidly)
6. Other Sports
7. Quook refuge

Tie for last place. All the others. There are others, I think.
 
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