A wild Plan B offensive lineman appeared!!

According to Scout, San Pedro 3-star OL Nick Ford has been hearing from UW.

He's skinny right now but 6'6" and athletic as fuck (not a lunch pail kid).

Offers are about on the same level as Orlando Umamu. Supposedly a Cal legacy guy but Ektard thinks he would commit to UW if offered.
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Dennis pointed him out to me a few weeks back, he looks incredible.
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I dont know how you pedos do it. I dont want to call you all doogs for thinking that every recruit is fucking amazing now but how do you guys sift through all this and actually make honest assessments? Its your wheelhouse and all, but I dont get it.

Sure he is 6'6" and 275 lbs and still looks skinny and could probably put on another 30 lbs of muscle and likes to maul guys after the play is past him but thats about it.

He has extremely limited athleticism. Slow feet, limited explosiveness, narrow stance, lacks awareness when moving into the second level, almost no punch from his upper body, doesnt bend that well, and plays about as slow as @Dennis_DeYoung's solar powered motorized wheelchair on a cloudy day headed up 45th leaving U village after 5 drinks and two racks of ribs at the Ram.
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Limited athleticism that led him to run 11.2 last year. Great point.

And also: I go to Joey, not the Ram. I'm O, R & W.
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1/3 of his highlight video is him coming and laying big blindside hits on a tiny defender chasing the QB or him mauling some other tiny players after the play is already over for him.

Only 2 highlights of him working alone on the edge during an off tackle run play.

Not once him pulling on a block, double teaming a block and then moving to the second level, or blocking one on one during a QB roll-out to his side.

No highlight of him working in space on a RB toss or WR screen.

One highlight of him wandering around down field during a RB screen.

On the majority of his pass plays highlights the RB or TE is used as help to shade the edge rusher back inside.

I get it, you guys do this 1000 times a day, I'm just saying what I see with my eyes that are as good as @GrandpaSankey's but his video doesnt look any better than Bainvindaloo's sophmore highlights or even Nick Harris' video (who you called a lump of emoji poo, right?).

Maybe he is actually athletic, if so, his video sucks at showing it.

Also, hudl says he ran a 11.9... but still...
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Were you watching his Jr. Season highlights? I just watched his Jr. Season highlights and your comments match that tape, I linked his Sr. Season highlights above.
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Yeah, I just clicked on the Big banner video from here:http://www.hudl.com/athlete/3787504/nick-ford

I think the big glob of mayo from my mayonnaise sandwich on my screen blocked me from seeing his senior videos. You understand.

I only had a limited amount of time during my break from working the toilet department at lowes and just watched the main video.

His senior video looks much better, still not all that quick on the edge, but looks good.
 
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According to Scout, San Pedro 3-star OL Nick Ford has been hearing from UW.

He's skinny right now but 6'6" and athletic as fuck (not a lunch pail kid).

Offers are about on the same level as Orlando Umamu. Supposedly a Cal legacy guy but Ektard thinks he would commit to UW if offered.
Click to expand...

Dennis pointed him out to me a few weeks back, he looks incredible.
Click to expand...

I dont know how you pedos do it. I dont want to call you all doogs for thinking that every recruit is fucking amazing now but how do you guys sift through all this and actually make honest assessments? Its your wheelhouse and all, but I dont get it.

Sure he is 6'6" and 275 lbs and still looks skinny and could probably put on another 30 lbs of muscle and likes to maul guys after the play is past him but thats about it.

He has extremely limited athleticism. Slow feet, limited explosiveness, narrow stance, lacks awareness when moving into the second level, almost no punch from his upper body, doesnt bend that well, and plays about as slow as @Dennis_DeYoung's solar powered motorized wheelchair on a cloudy day headed up 45th leaving U village after 5 drinks and two racks of ribs at the Ram.
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Limited athleticism that led him to run 11.2 last year. Great point.

And also: I go to Joey, not the Ram. I'm O, R & W.
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1/3 of his highlight video is him coming and laying big blindside hits on a tiny defender chasing the QB or him mauling some other tiny players after the play is already over for him.

Only 2 highlights of him working alone on the edge during an off tackle run play.

Not once him pulling on a block, double teaming a block and then moving to the second level, or blocking one on one during a QB roll-out to his side.

No highlight of him working in space on a RB toss or WR screen.

One highlight of him wandering around down field during a RB screen.

On the majority of his pass plays highlights the RB or TE is used as help to shade the edge rusher back inside.

I get it, you guys do this 1000 times a day, I'm just saying what I see with my eyes that are as good as @GrandpaSankey's but his video doesnt look any better than Bainvindaloo's sophmore highlights or even Nick Harris' video (who you called a lump of emoji poo, right?).

Maybe he is actually athletic, if so, his video sucks at showing it.

Also, hudl says he ran a 11.9... but still...
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Were you watching his Jr. Season highlights? I just watched his Jr. Season highlights and your comments match that tape, I linked his Sr. Season highlights above.
Click to expand...

Yeah, I just clicked on the Big banner video from here:http://www.hudl.com/athlete/3787504/nick-ford

I think the big glob of mayo from my mayonnaise sandwich on my screen blocked me from seeing his senior videos. You understand.

I only had a limited amount of time during my break from working the toilet department at lowes and just watched the main video.

His senior video looks much better, still not all that quick on the edge, but looks good.
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I support your love of mayo sandwiches.
 
I watched the senior film, very impressive. Love this kid. Pete and crew need to offer him when they're out next week and 100% focused on recruiting, and lock him down before Cal does. He's a better OL than Orlando Umana and much better DL than Brandon Pili... hopefully he's got the "OKG" grades and whatnot.

Lock him in Socha's sex dungeon weight room for 2 years then unleash him, and he'll be really good.
 
According to Scout, San Pedro 3-star OL Nick Ford has been hearing from UW.

He's skinny right now but 6'6" and athletic as fuck (not a lunch pail kid).

Offers are about on the same level as Orlando Umamu. Supposedly a Cal legacy guy but Ektard thinks he would commit to UW if offered.
Click to expand...

Dennis pointed him out to me a few weeks back, he looks incredible.
Click to expand...

I dont know how you pedos do it. I dont want to call you all doogs for thinking that every recruit is fucking amazing now but how do you guys sift through all this and actually make honest assessments? Its your wheelhouse and all, but I dont get it.

Sure he is 6'6" and 275 lbs and still looks skinny and could probably put on another 30 lbs of muscle and likes to maul guys after the play is past him but thats about it.

He has extremely limited athleticism. Slow feet, limited explosiveness, narrow stance, lacks awareness when moving into the second level, almost no punch from his upper body, doesnt bend that well, and plays about as slow as @Dennis_DeYoung's solar powered motorized wheelchair on a cloudy day headed up 45th leaving U village after 5 drinks and two racks of ribs at the Ram.
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Limited athleticism that led him to run 11.2 last year. Great point.

And also: I go to Joey, not the Ram. I'm O, R & W.
Click to expand...

1/3 of his highlight video is him coming and laying big blindside hits on a tiny defender chasing the QB or him mauling some other tiny players after the play is already over for him.

Only 2 highlights of him working alone on the edge during an off tackle run play.

Not once him pulling on a block, double teaming a block and then moving to the second level, or blocking one on one during a QB roll-out to his side.

No highlight of him working in space on a RB toss or WR screen.

One highlight of him wandering around down field during a RB screen.

On the majority of his pass plays highlights the RB or TE is used as help to shade the edge rusher back inside.

I get it, you guys do this 1000 times a day, I'm just saying what I see with my eyes that are as good as @GrandpaSankey's but his video doesnt look any better than Bainvindaloo's sophmore highlights or even Nick Harris' video (who you called a lump of emoji poo, right?).

Maybe he is actually athletic, if so, his video sucks at showing it.

Also, hudl says he ran a 11.9... but still...
Click to expand...

Were you watching his Jr. Season highlights? I just watched his Jr. Season highlights and your comments match that tape, I linked his Sr. Season highlights above.
Click to expand...

Yeah, I just clicked on the Big banner video from here:http://www.hudl.com/athlete/3787504/nick-ford

I think the big glob of mayo from my mayonnaise sandwich on my screen blocked me from seeing his senior videos. You understand.

I only had a limited amount of time during my break from working the toilet department at lowes and just watched the main video.

His senior video looks much better, still not all that quick on the edge, but looks good.
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Now more than ever, a big @Tequilla FUCK OFF to you.

Christ.
 
According to Scout, San Pedro 3-star OL Nick Ford has been hearing from UW.

He's skinny right now but 6'6" and athletic as fuck (not a lunch pail kid).

Offers are about on the same level as Orlando Umamu. Supposedly a Cal legacy guy but Ektard thinks he would commit to UW if offered.
Click to expand...

Dennis pointed him out to me a few weeks back, he looks incredible.
Click to expand...

I dont know how you pedos do it. I dont want to call you all doogs for thinking that every recruit is fucking amazing now but how do you guys sift through all this and actually make honest assessments? Its your wheelhouse and all, but I dont get it.

Sure he is 6'6" and 275 lbs and still looks skinny and could probably put on another 30 lbs of muscle and likes to maul guys after the play is past him but thats about it.

He has extremely limited athleticism. Slow feet, limited explosiveness, narrow stance, lacks awareness when moving into the second level, almost no punch from his upper body, doesnt bend that well, and plays about as slow as @Dennis_DeYoung's solar powered motorized wheelchair on a cloudy day headed up 45th leaving U village after 5 drinks and two racks of ribs at the Ram.
Click to expand...

Limited athleticism that led him to run 11.2 last year. Great point.

And also: I go to Joey, not the Ram. I'm O, R & W.
Click to expand...

1/3 of his highlight video is him coming and laying big blindside hits on a tiny defender chasing the QB or him mauling some other tiny players after the play is already over for him.

Only 2 highlights of him working alone on the edge during an off tackle run play.

Not once him pulling on a block, double teaming a block and then moving to the second level, or blocking one on one during a QB roll-out to his side.

No highlight of him working in space on a RB toss or WR screen.

One highlight of him wandering around down field during a RB screen.

On the majority of his pass plays highlights the RB or TE is used as help to shade the edge rusher back inside.

I get it, you guys do this 1000 times a day, I'm just saying what I see with my eyes that are as good as @GrandpaSankey's but his video doesnt look any better than Bainvindaloo's sophmore highlights or even Nick Harris' video (who you called a lump of emoji poo, right?).

Maybe he is actually athletic, if so, his video sucks at showing it.

Also, hudl says he ran a 11.9... but still...
Click to expand...

Were you watching his Jr. Season highlights? I just watched his Jr. Season highlights and your comments match that tape, I linked his Sr. Season highlights above.
Click to expand...

Yeah, I just clicked on the Big banner video from here:http://www.hudl.com/athlete/3787504/nick-ford

I think the big glob of mayo from my mayonnaise sandwich on my screen blocked me from seeing his senior videos. You understand.

I only had a limited amount of time during my break from working the toilet department at lowes and just watched the main video.

His senior video looks much better, still not all that quick on the edge, but looks good.
Click to expand...

Now more than ever, a big @Tequilla FUCK OFF to you.

Christ.
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Let he who has never fucked up with mayo cast the first glob.
 
According to Scout, San Pedro 3-star OL Nick Ford has been hearing from UW.

He's skinny right now but 6'6" and athletic as fuck (not a lunch pail kid).

Offers are about on the same level as Orlando Umamu. Supposedly a Cal legacy guy but Ektard thinks he would commit to UW if offered.
Click to expand...

Dennis pointed him out to me a few weeks back, he looks incredible.
Click to expand...

I dont know how you pedos do it. I dont want to call you all doogs for thinking that every recruit is fucking amazing now but how do you guys sift through all this and actually make honest assessments? Its your wheelhouse and all, but I dont get it.

Sure he is 6'6" and 275 lbs and still looks skinny and could probably put on another 30 lbs of muscle and likes to maul guys after the play is past him but thats about it.

He has extremely limited athleticism. Slow feet, limited explosiveness, narrow stance, lacks awareness when moving into the second level, almost no punch from his upper body, doesnt bend that well, and plays about as slow as @Dennis_DeYoung's solar powered motorized wheelchair on a cloudy day headed up 45th leaving U village after 5 drinks and two racks of ribs at the Ram.
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Limited athleticism that led him to run 11.2 last year. Great point.

And also: I go to Joey, not the Ram. I'm O, R & W.
Click to expand...

1/3 of his highlight video is him coming and laying big blindside hits on a tiny defender chasing the QB or him mauling some other tiny players after the play is already over for him.

Only 2 highlights of him working alone on the edge during an off tackle run play.

Not once him pulling on a block, double teaming a block and then moving to the second level, or blocking one on one during a QB roll-out to his side.

No highlight of him working in space on a RB toss or WR screen.

One highlight of him wandering around down field during a RB screen.

On the majority of his pass plays highlights the RB or TE is used as help to shade the edge rusher back inside.

I get it, you guys do this 1000 times a day, I'm just saying what I see with my eyes that are as good as @GrandpaSankey's but his video doesnt look any better than Bainvindaloo's sophmore highlights or even Nick Harris' video (who you called a lump of emoji poo, right?).

Maybe he is actually athletic, if so, his video sucks at showing it.

Also, hudl says he ran a 11.9... but still...
Click to expand...

Were you watching his Jr. Season highlights? I just watched his Jr. Season highlights and your comments match that tape, I linked his Sr. Season highlights above.
Click to expand...

Yeah, I just clicked on the Big banner video from here:http://www.hudl.com/athlete/3787504/nick-ford

I think the big glob of mayo from my mayonnaise sandwich on my screen blocked me from seeing his senior videos. You understand.

I only had a limited amount of time during my break from working the toilet department at lowes and just watched the main video.

His senior video looks much better, still not all that quick on the edge, but looks good.
Click to expand...

Now more than ever, a big @Tequilla FUCK OFF to you.

Christ.
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Overly invested. Save your outrage for @RoadDawg55. Relax

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11.9?!!!! Wow you'd never have to worry about having him get penalized for running downfield.

Speed, speed, speed!!!!
 
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11.9?!!!! Wow you'd never have to worry about having him get penalized for running downfield.

Speed, speed, speed!!!!
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If he comes here, we absolutely need to make him a permanent addition to 5 reasons.
 
How the hell can you tell when lineman are good on tape? I am asking for a friend.
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Do they have legit size (6'4+, long arms, 270+), can they move around (how do they look when they pull), do they have cement feet or not (first step, footwork, etc.,) and do they finish blocks (knock people over).
 
11.9?!!!! Wow you'd never have to worry about having him get penalized for running downfield.

Speed, speed, speed!!!!
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If he comes here, we absolutely need to make him a permanent addition to 5 reasons.
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What does him signing with UW have to do with him qualifying for 5 reasons? I say throw him in the mix now. He'll complement John Ross XVI nicely.
 
How the hell can you tell when lineman are good on tape? I am asking for a friend.
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Do they have legit size (6'4+, long arms, 270+), can they move around (how do they look when they pull), do they have cement feet or not (first step, footwork, etc.,) and do they finish blocks (knock people over).
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Related: Do they appear to be mean as shit.
 
According to Scout, San Pedro 3-star OL Nick Ford has been hearing from UW.

He's skinny right now but 6'6" and athletic as fuck (not a lunch pail kid).

Offers are about on the same level as Orlando Umamu. Supposedly a Cal legacy guy but Ektard thinks he would commit to UW if offered.
Click to expand...

Dennis pointed him out to me a few weeks back, he looks incredible.
Click to expand...

I dont know how you pedos do it. I dont want to call you all doogs for thinking that every recruit is fucking amazing now but how do you guys sift through all this and actually make honest assessments? Its your wheelhouse and all, but I dont get it.

Sure he is 6'6" and 275 lbs and still looks skinny and could probably put on another 30 lbs of muscle and likes to maul guys after the play is past him but thats about it.

He has extremely limited athleticism. Slow feet, limited explosiveness, narrow stance, lacks awareness when moving into the second level, almost no punch from his upper body, doesnt bend that well, and plays about as slow as @Dennis_DeYoung's solar powered motorized wheelchair on a cloudy day headed up 45th leaving U village after 5 drinks and two racks of ribs at the Ram.
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Limited athleticism that led him to run 11.2 last year. Great point.

And also: I go to Joey, not the Ram. I'm O, R & W.
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A lineman that runs a 11.2 SIGN THIS DUDE UP... Guarantee he will end up being better than Fozzy if he obviously can improve technically and somewhat physically.. What an absolute freak of nature..
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DISAGREE. If you saw Fozzy play- not the King 5 highlights you KOMO 4less Buttfucker- you wouldn't have poasted this.
 
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