A thought I can't quite shake

Olives, onions, peppers, mushrooms, pineapple have no place on pizza.
Easily your worst take ever. This post better be looking like my signature line
I excel at profiles in pizza courage.

Always cracks me up when everyone at a pizza party to look cool and request all the veggies, and yet boring old pepperoni always sells out first.
I’m not suggesting all those toppings go on a pizza at the same time and I will always throw down pepperoni as my base topping but mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, kalamata olives all take pizza to a higher level.
 
margherita. the thinking man’s pizza.

In my rare unsophisticated moments, pineapple has a home on my pie. Pizza Pete’s Pizza in Aberdeen, closed around 1983. Best Hawaiian I’ve had to date.
Had Papa Murphy’s last night. Not good.
 
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