In 2014 I was celebrating Sark leaving UW and Chris Petersen getting hired by doing some mescaline. I found @SpiritHorse in a ghetto alley in the spirit world. He was huffing paint. I fed him and cleaned him up. Then I gave him some blow. He told me as a thank you, he would be my spiritual guide in life, and told me he knew things nobody else in the world knew. He said two UW recruits, that nobody believed were coming to UW, would come to UW.
He leaned in close and whispered "Baker and McGary will be dwags." I didn't believe it, but when I sobered up I reported my story to the bored. Couple weeks later on signing day Baker and McGary were dwags, and the legend was born. He never makes easy calls. Only the tough ones. I love this goddamn horse, even though he was wrong about Togiai and shits on my head all the time.
2014: Baker, McGary (2-0)
2015: Joyner (3-0)
2016: Murphy (4-0)
2017: Ty Mother Fuckin Jones (5-0)
2018: Togiai (FUCK), Kaho (6-1)
He also made a late call on Gordon last night. He would be 7-1 if Gordon comes through, 6-2 if not. Should he die? Or live as a glorious beacon to teen boy stockers everywhere? My vote is life, because this fucking magical horse is glorious. Thanks for catching way more than you dropped on TUFF calls you goddamn glowing pile of awesome.
He leaned in close and whispered "Baker and McGary will be dwags." I didn't believe it, but when I sobered up I reported my story to the bored. Couple weeks later on signing day Baker and McGary were dwags, and the legend was born. He never makes easy calls. Only the tough ones. I love this goddamn horse, even though he was wrong about Togiai and shits on my head all the time.
2014: Baker, McGary (2-0)
2015: Joyner (3-0)
2016: Murphy (4-0)
2017: Ty Mother Fuckin Jones (5-0)
2018: Togiai (FUCK), Kaho (6-1)
He also made a late call on Gordon last night. He would be 7-1 if Gordon comes through, 6-2 if not. Should he die? Or live as a glorious beacon to teen boy stockers everywhere? My vote is life, because this fucking magical horse is glorious. Thanks for catching way more than you dropped on TUFF calls you goddamn glowing pile of awesome.
