A Pole on Standing versus Sitting

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while you piss in the middle of the night. I admit I sit since I got married. #PremiumContent
 
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Lol. That's funny. I have actully thought about this. I hate turning on the lights and I hate hearing bitching about pee on the seat. I sit probably 75% of the time. Tuck the cock under and just pee. Now, if the dog has to pee too, I like to let him out and I pee in the yard while he is fucking around trying to find the perfect pee spot. I've also found that is a good time to grab a quick beer #dryjanuary.
 
you are both correct. 7am wake up wood makes the toilet a non-option 64% of the time. Hopefully I shower first otherwise I hear this yelling sound from down the hall "Did you piss in the shower!!!!" #OopsSorry
 
Lol. That's funny. I have actully thought about this. I hate turning on the lights and I hate hearing bitching about pee on the seat. I sit probably 75% of the time. Tuck the cock under and just pee. Now, if the dog has to pee too, I like to let him out and I pee in the yard while he is fucking around trying to find the perfect pee spot. I've also found that is a good time to grab a quick beer #dryjanuary.
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We laugh at this because it's funny, but we also laugh because it's true.

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married men sit if they want to enjoy entire college football seasons with minimal nagging. losing the battle to win the war is strategic. HTH
 
If you want to criticize others' bathroom habits that's fine, but if you're going to urinate while sitting then you're gone.
 
we'll see who has the last laugh while Damone and I are sitting privately in the stalls taking our leaks while you fags are hanging sausages together at the urinal bar.
 
whoever actually turns the lights on at night and pees standing up, is, well, lying.
sometimes peeing in the dark is fun, like a challenge, but i usually lose that battle and end up wasting 1/2 roll of tp wiping up my mess.
 
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