a May 5th message from PurpleJ

No kittig cat!

I typically fund J about ad usefully as genital warts. His cat posts are always engaging, cutting edge, and informative though.
 
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No kittig cat!

I typically fund J about ad usefully as genital warts. His cat posts are always engaging, cutting edge, and informative though.
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STD utility superiority guy heard from!

 
Oh shit. Look how far @1to392831weretaken has fallen. Having no idea it was a partying holiday until seeing it on a message board. I am officially a looser.
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I forgot it was Mothers Day this weekend until last night when Mrs. Swaye reminded me in a non-pleasant and mildly demeaning way.
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Did you have a whole day of debauchery planned with frens or something?
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Not sure I'd call it debauchery, but yes, as i was explaining to her my illicit gay meet up with a member of this very forum, she reminded me that I am a complete dumbass and I picked her day to have this queer tryst. I think she may have said something about what a huge mistake I was, and some other stuff. I stopped listening.
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Yeah, but she's not your mom.
 
Oh shit. Look how far @1to392831weretaken has fallen. Having no idea it was a partying holiday until seeing it on a message board. I am officially a looser.
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I forgot it was Mothers Day this weekend until last night when Mrs. Swaye reminded me in a non-pleasant and mildly demeaning way.
Click to expand...

Did you have a whole day of debauchery planned with frens or something?
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Not sure I'd call it debauchery, but yes, as i was explaining to her my illicit gay meet up with a member of this very forum, she reminded me that I am a complete dumbass and I picked her day to have this queer tryst. I think she may have said something about what a huge mistake I was, and some other stuff. I stopped listening.
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@Swaye and @dnc celebrating Mother's Day 2021

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An apprehensive Mrs Swaye approaches the bathroom door...

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Oh shit. Look how far @1to392831weretaken has fallen. Having no idea it was a partying holiday until seeing it on a message board. I am officially a looser.
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I forgot it was Mothers Day this weekend until last night when Mrs. Swaye reminded me in a non-pleasant and mildly demeaning way.
Click to expand...

Did you have a whole day of debauchery planned with frens or something?
Click to expand...

Not sure I'd call it debauchery, but yes, as i was explaining to her my illicit gay meet up with a member of this very forum, she reminded me that I am a complete dumbass and I picked her day to have this queer tryst. I think she may have said something about what a huge mistake I was, and some other stuff. I stopped listening.
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Sorry your plans with @dnc have been foiled.
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Gay mountain meet up foiled by progeny. Marriage is the worst.
 
Oh shit. Look how far @1to392831weretaken has fallen. Having no idea it was a partying holiday until seeing it on a message board. I am officially a looser.
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I forgot it was Mothers Day this weekend until last night when Mrs. Swaye reminded me in a non-pleasant and mildly demeaning way.
Click to expand...

Did you have a whole day of debauchery planned with frens or something?
Click to expand...

Not sure I'd call it debauchery, but yes, as i was explaining to her my illicit gay meet up with a member of this very forum, she reminded me that I am a complete dumbass and I picked her day to have this queer tryst. I think she may have said something about what a huge mistake I was, and some other stuff. I stopped listening.
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@Swaye and @dnc celebrating Mother's Day 2021

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An apprehensive Mrs Swaye approaches the bathroom door...

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My money is on swaye being on the right with the hairy back.
 
Wow, I am shocked a message board full of d**kheads. Talk that s**t to my face and see how funny it is @$$sholes.

BTW - 3.9 GPA already scored enough on the ACT as a 9th grader to be eligible. o all you d**kheads, yes you know who you are, STFU.
 
Wow, I am shocked a message board full of d**kheads. Talk that s**t to my face and see how funny it is @$$sholes.

BTW - 3.9 GPA already scored enough on the ACT as a 9th grader to be eligible. o all you d**kheads, yes you know who you are, STFU.
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That's why we love u bro
 
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