A kiss on the cheek is my consolation prize??? Did I look pretty???

RudeboyMathamagician

RudeboyMathamagician

New Fish
I feel like Jimmy Lake just got done fucking us in the ass, and had the audacity to say "ooooops was that the wrong hole?".... The fucker pretending like he didn't know whole time what was really going on. Not to get too far in the weeds, but there are only two possible reasons for this fuckery.

1. is its all Adidas fault. Ever since they signed that damn sponsorship deal, everything has gone down hill. Who the fuck wants to rock adidas like some goofy old Jehovah's Witness???

2. The illumina-dykes led by Jennie Durkin decides that only women's sports can be good in Seattle, like the Storm and the Sounders. It is a feminist conspiracy and the only way to convince the feminazi master's to let us win is to put a real woman on the team.... and by that we mean a dude pretending to be a woman.

The real solution must be to try the 2 gap yet another time.

I said what I said.

Happy Columbus day Fuckerz

Best.... First Post..... Ever
 
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I feel like Jimmy Lake just got done fucking us in the ass, and had the audacity to say "ooooops was that the wrong hole?".... The fucker pretending like he didn't know whole time what was really going on. Not to get two far in the weeds, but there are only two possible reasons for this fuckery.

1. is its all Adidas fault. Ever since they signed that damn sponsorship deal, everything has gone down hill. Who the fuck wants to rock adidas like some goofy old Jehovah's Witness???

2. The illumina-dykes led by Jennie Durkin decides that only women's sports can be good in Seattle, like the Storm and the Sounders. It is a feminist conspiracy and the only way to convince the feminazi master's to let us win is to put a real woman on the team.... and by that we mean a dude pretending to be a woman.

The real solution must be to try the 2 gap yet another time.

I said what I said.

Happy Columbus day Fuckerz[/b]

Best.... First Post..... Ever
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Feels like a Duck. Ducks are obsessed with our move to Adidas.

Not saying he's a Duck, don't twist.
 
Speaking of sticking things in asses… I did that one time on accident. In JH I was giving this young fawn the fingers. She squirmed a little bit out of discomfort but then started to enjoy it. I figured it out later when my fingers didn’t smell like butterscotch, rather shit. Best part was a few years later one of best best friends dated her and use to tell me how she loved it in the ass. I couldn’t bring myself to tell him “you’re welcome.” CSB.

Oh, @RudeboyMathamagician you should probably lurk a little longer.
 
Speaking of sticking things in asses… I did that one time on accident. In JH I was giving this young fawn the fingers. She squirmed a little bit out of discomfort but then started to enjoy it. I figured it out later when my fingers didn’t smell like butterscotch, rather shit. Best part was a few years later one of best best friends dated her and use to tell me how she loved it in the ass. I couldn’t bring myself to tell him “you’re welcome.” CSB.

Oh, @RudeboyMathamagician you should probably lurk a little longer.
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I didn't get two felonies from following solid advice partner. Cool story though. I was on the edge of my seat whole paragraph with anticipation of what was next.
 
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