A hard hitting Christmas gift for HH wife in your life......

I enjoy the Pupster talking about football. That's usually some funny shit, tethered just enough to reality and with a sharp enough edge to be more than worth the read.

It's the Don Juan, banging beaver shit that makes me laugh out loud and shake my head.

Seriously, Puppy: Have you ever had it without paying for it?
 
I enjoy the Pupster talking about football. That's usually some funny shit, tethered just enough to reality and with a sharp enough edge to be more than worth the read.

It's the Don Juan, banging beaver shit that makes me laugh out loud and shake my head.

Seriously, Puppy: Have you ever had it without paying for it?
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Good lord what do you think? Pups stories are all derived from actual events. Right on down to the fancy feasts. For fuck sakes Pup is the straightest shooter here and when it comes to a spritzer in the kisser
 
Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.
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So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?

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Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.

The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.
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YBE (in a long time)
 
I enjoy the Pupster talking about football. That's usually some funny shit, tethered just enough to reality and with a sharp enough edge to be more than worth the read.

It's the Don Juan, banging beaver shit that makes me laugh out loud and shake my head.

Seriously, Puppy: Have you ever had it without paying for it?
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Good lord what do you think? Pups stories are all derived from actual events. Right on down to the fancy feasts. For fuck sakes Pup is the straightest shooter here and when it comes to a spritzer in the kisser
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"sure"
 
I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Ok, so black jokes, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?
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Ok so black strippers from gorst, hitting musty old boov, people semen gurgling and vampire butt stuff are all on too then right?
 
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I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?
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I'm not stopping you (and I think Indian jokes are a regular feature of this forum)
 
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I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Ok, so black jokes, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?
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Ok so black strippers from gorst, hitting musty old boov, and vampire butt stuff are all on too then right?
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What im a racist for buttfucking a black stripper from Gorst?
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I would suggest being more PC pumpy, here is @TheChart for your convience. ffca7f9439304497a921d1a28e35fe.jpeg
 
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Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?
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I'm not stopping you (and I think Indian jokes are a regular feature of this forum), and yeah, I don't give a damn, but apparently I don't pay the bills even though I'm a WIGWAM! supporter

 
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I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?
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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."
 
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Is that @steelheader2 's new ride out front?
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I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?
Click to expand...

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."
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@SWAYE FREE PUB!!!
 
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