A haiku about Dan Lanning jumping into a pool to win a recruit, but losing the player anyway

[DerekJohnson]

Lanning dives in deep,
Cannonball splash can't seal the deal—
Recruit slips away.
.
.
(By Grok)

 

[Quietcowskee]

Lanning mustache man
Dan dress up like big boy now
Can’t fill hole inside.

I teach 4th grade. Can make haiku all fuckin day

 

[Joey]

I’ll try…
Lanning
Is
Gay

 

[MelloDawg]

Lanning broke the rules
A natty still escapes him
Hammer is coming
(MelloDawg)

 

[HuskyJW]

I’ll try…
Lanning
Is
Gay

I know you are being sarcastic but a Haiku is
5
7
5

 

[Quietcowskee]

I’ll try…
Lanning
Is
Gay

I know you are being sarcastic but a Haiku is
5
7
5

(*Fixed*)
Dan Lanning is gay.
Overcompensating Dan.
Gay gay gay gay gay.

 

[RaceBannon]

Gay gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay gay

 

[DerekJohnson]

 

[flatus]

Lannbo went all in
Nine point nine on the entry
Shrinkage on the exit

 

[graveyardDEADdawg]

Finally this thread started to deliver

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Lanning did coke lines
Off of a teen boi’s mom’s ass
Still couldn’t close him

 

[Quietcowskee]

Syllables a little off, but solid effort.

 

[flatus]

Lannbo went all in
Nine point nine on the entry
Shrinkage on the exit

*Shrinkage on exit
Day drinking and poasting, whoops