A funny joke I heard

[PurpleJ]

President Trump got more fat women to go outside and walk on his first full day in office than Michelle Obama did in 8 years!

 

[GiantOnMontlake]

Imagine how much laundry didn't get done on Saturday!

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Imagine how much laundry didn't get done on Saturday!

My wife worked her ass off Saturday. Cleaned, worked outside on some shit, did laundry and cooked dinner.

It's good to live in a guns and religion compound.

 

[2001400ex]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

 

[Swaye]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Well fuck you then!

 

[PurpleJ]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Well fuck you then!

Thought you lived in a tee pee?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Well fuck you then!

Travios Park, Honda you insensitive prick

 

[PurpleJ]

And for the record, I live inside a Dodge Neon parked on South J St in Tac Town. It sits on dubs. Wifey was out turnin tricks while daddy (me) was workin hard slangin black tar heroin. We're planning on moving up to a trailer sometime this summer. :kissing_heart:

 

[doogie]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

What time did Swaye finally show up?

 

[dnc]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

 

[Sledog]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

You must get hungry on the weekend.

 

[greenblood]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

At least I know where ozone is...

 

[Swaye]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Well fuck you then!

Thought you lived in a tee pee?

It's a trailer shaped like a tee pee. Mostly because one of the walls collapsed.

 

[Sledog]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Delusions of grandeur much?

 

[Pitchfork51]

Hondo is his wife's gay best friend

 

[Alexis]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Yeah, sorry about that. I told her I'd be there around noon to take care of her, but decided to go golfing instead. Tell her sorry I made her wait around so long.

 

[2001400ex]

Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.

Yeah, sorry about that. I told her I'd be there around noon to take care of her, but decided to go golfing instead. Tell her sorry I made her wait around so long.

You golf in a foot of snow?