a duckgirl challenger approaches

Cut the fucking tag off your panties already

Was going to poast the same. Maybe she's still planning on returning them to Strippers Warehouse for store credit?

I doubt that. She'll probably sell it via online auction; some basement-dwelling Central Oregon mullethead will want to make soup with it
 
She's that little 5'2 situation that I like.

Still uoduckgirl is my one and only. Hate fucking that annoying woman would be fantastic.

Alas, I'm white. So no chance.
 
My God....I would love to roofie her and wrap her up in bubblewrap and stuff her in the trunk of my car. Go on a long drive with GWAR cranked up the entire time. When we finally get to the middle of Mt. Hood National Forest I sling her over my shoulder and carry her to the cabin where I make her mine for eternity. date her.

 
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