A Christmas Crime Story So Bizarre It’s Hard to Choose Where to Begin

[DerekJohnson]

theblaze.com/stories/2014/12/26/a-christmas-crime-story-so-bizarre-its-hard-to-choose-where-to-begin/

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Everything past this was just details

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Protect the sanctity of marriage from the $75Ks

 

[puppylove_sugarsteel]

Protect the sanctity of marriage from the $75Ks

Including freemont, splitskin and nacho. Would have included Ex, but he's basically invisible on these forums

 

[golddog17]

Is it Polygamy to be married to multiple chins?

 

[DeepSeaZ]

She needs to put her son nephew husband over her knee.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Is it Polygamy to be married to multiple chins?

Are multiple chins like multiple Dicks?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Everything past this was just details

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Is it Polygamy to be married to multiple chins?

Are multiple chins like multiple Dicks?

asking for a friend?

 

[MisterEm]

Exhibiy A of why we stay away from the Springs (and maybe why property is so cheap comparatively for the region).

Sincerely,
Colorado Superiority Guy