A catalog of failure before I'm too drunk to remember:
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Kingdome_Urinals
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1to392831weretaken
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This is true. The Huskies had the ball with a chance to tie. FIVE TIMES! Once in the first half and four in the second. Even as late as 10:00 left, the offense had the ball down one score. Enough failures to do anything with it had me turning to the room and saying, "They can only give Michigan so many chances. This is on the offense for not putting pressure on." Michigan marched it right down and put it away.
Down one score early in the fourth, I was still thinking, "These retards are going to do their thing and win, aren't they?" Then they didn't. You can't get away with having yet another "off night" against a team that's actually good. The two were going to align eventually, sad it had to happen tonight.
A universe exists in which Washington takes the ball first, drives down and scores a TD, it's Michigan that's in "oh shit" mode instead of Washington, Penix doesn't shrivel, and it's a different outcome.
But that's loser talk. In this[/i] universe, Michigan just inserted the plunger in the same way UW inserted the plunger to Oregon and Texas yet only won close both times, thus kind of masking the fact (worse so, as Michigan put boot to throat in the end and left no doubt).
Kingdome_Urinals
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Lol, I've talked like this for 14 straight wins before tonight. It's winner talk.
CallMeBigErn
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I hate to quote long posts because we all hate scrolling so I'll try it this way.
@1to392831weretaken
Don't burn that Michigan oil too hot. They were very good, no doubt, as expected for a team in the national championship. The UW offense lost this game and it's not because of Michigan's D. Imagine the thought process behind running an injured RB on 1st and 10 over and over. I love getting 5 yards running on first down when it works but this was not the game for that and it was clear early. What with a broken running back and all. We completely ignored the advantage we had for much of the game and I don't want to hear about deep zone. Let your best ball players make plays. We didn't do that tonight. We didn't give them a chance. Hand the ball off to Rome for fuck snakes. Instead we forced the run in 10+ yard to go situations with a broken running back and played scared in the passing game. I don't understand it. Grubb lost this one imo. Just too many stubborn wasted calls that yielded nothing, especially on early downs. Credit the Michigan defense for taking advantage of our wasted plays and forcing us into make or break situations. Someday I'll look at our playcalls on first down tonight but it might take a while to prep my asshole.
@1to392831weretaken
Don't burn that Michigan oil too hot. They were very good, no doubt, as expected for a team in the national championship. The UW offense lost this game and it's not because of Michigan's D. Imagine the thought process behind running an injured RB on 1st and 10 over and over. I love getting 5 yards running on first down when it works but this was not the game for that and it was clear early. What with a broken running back and all. We completely ignored the advantage we had for much of the game and I don't want to hear about deep zone. Let your best ball players make plays. We didn't do that tonight. We didn't give them a chance. Hand the ball off to Rome for fuck snakes. Instead we forced the run in 10+ yard to go situations with a broken running back and played scared in the passing game. I don't understand it. Grubb lost this one imo. Just too many stubborn wasted calls that yielded nothing, especially on early downs. Credit the Michigan defense for taking advantage of our wasted plays and forcing us into make or break situations. Someday I'll look at our playcalls on first down tonight but it might take a while to prep my asshole.
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I love this what if bullshit.
Y’all win 10 games by a single score this year.
10/10
You were in a close game against a very good team and got your doors blown the duck off in winning time.
Stop with this coulda woulda shoulda shit. You should have lost to ASU at home.
You should have lost to Oregon at home.
It finally caught up to you.
Y’all win 10 games by a single score this year.
10/10
You were in a close game against a very good team and got your doors blown the duck off in winning time.
Stop with this coulda woulda shoulda shit. You should have lost to ASU at home.
You should have lost to Oregon at home.
It finally caught up to you.
Sobchak_Security
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Your parents talk shit about you when you’re not around.
CallMeBigErn
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Pfff, his mom abandoned him the second opportunity knocked. There was no dad.
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CallMeBigErn
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You have nearly 5,000 posts here. I'm nearly awestruck.
CallMeBigErn
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Michigan’s offense was so terrible UW had the ball down a score with 10 minutes somehow but Uw threw a fucking pick on the first fucking play of the second half after stealing all momentum. Tybo actually had an excellent break up on the play too
Tells UW fans to stop with the woulda coulda should talk.
Proceeds to say in the next fucking sentence that UW shoulda lost to Oregon at home.
Can't make up the retardation of the Ducks on this board.
CallMeBigErn
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I propose that no one ever responds to anything he says for the rest of time. Guess what will happen?
CallMeBigErn
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I had to replied literally almost a thousand mad Michigans mad as about what I sayin their shit was overrated and I had to go hay I meant ur offense! I felt so dumb.
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FireTheJanitor
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Thank God for Ducks because I’ve seen some pretty shitty takes from Dawg fans this morning, and somehow this retard still had the worst!
