@89ute come to Virginia next year. I will roll out the red carpet at the trailer park. I've got a whole trunk of fireworks with your name written all over it. Trip may be a little unconventional, but I'm sure you will love it.
Architecture? My neighbor has a double wide!
Cultural landmarks? Who has tim for that with all this Pabst Blue Ribbon to drink.
Exciting attractions? Only if we swap wives!
Scenic beauty? Who gives a shit let's shoot some guns.
Historic places? Is the 7-11 historic?
Artistic events? We can get naked and spray paint box cars after we do some blow.
See you in Virginia!
As we were taking the Yoot to the Ram, we had to park in the U Village Crate and Barrel garage. We all thought of you.
Can confirm.

