5 Reasons you should date a female rower

I dated a half Cuban rower once. Her Dad is how I imagine @creepycoug ’s appearance.
 
Volleyball, soccer, tennis, swimming are all way ahead of row boat per capita hotness. There’s hot row chicks but plenty that should be 10 to 20 lbs less. The last coach got fired for fat shaming. He wasn’t wrong necessarily.

She’ll keep your belly full

These girls like to eat well, no need to worry about any diet restrictions she’ll gladly go out with you to a restaurant and will join you in enjoying desserts.

Rowing is a demanding sport and unless your rowing lady is a lightweight, she’ll enjoy eating everything that you cook and she’ll also make sure that you’re never hungry. Trust me, a rowing girl is a keeper![/i]
 
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I dated a half Cuban rower once. Her Dad is how I imagine @creepycoug ’s appearance.
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You mean unusually handsome for an early 50s man? Typical. It's in the genes. At my 20 year HS reunion, I had three women tell me I'd hardly aged. I imagine I could have had some that night, except for the detail of my wife attending the very same reunion and knowing these women.

#mostpeoplewishtheywerecuban
 
I thought this was Hardcore Husky. What are the five reasons I should date a male rower?
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Glad someone said it. Fucking hetero shit disgusts me.
 
I was friends with the majority of the women's rowing team at UW in 2007. They were all super nasty, butch, and most were from Canada. Never even had the slightest urge when blacked out that year.

One was pretty cool because she talked about how many DUI's she got in high school in BC.

It was a cool story.

This is a cool story.
 
I was friends with the majority of the women's rowing team at UW in 2007. They were all super nasty, butch, and most were from Canada. Never even had the slightest urge when blacked out that year.

One was pretty cool because she talked about how many DUI's she got in high school in BC.

It was a cool story.

This is a cool story.
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Wise choice. Lotta fugly chicks on the team in that era for sure.
 
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