5 Reasons Udub beats Arizona

Damn, that fanbase is completely demoralized and the team is in dissaray. Not even worth fucking with them

This game will reverse the bad shit that's happened in the desert over the last decade

Not even close...49-17 Dawgs
 
Their fans sound so dejected already the trolling didn't even rile them up. They expect that UW is going to kick their ass.

I hope they're right.
 
I just hope that Michael Eletise does the Zach Banner crying face after the game while looking at Nick Harris
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complete with #puntflag LOL
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Took a while, but there it is.

Thanks for saving me the time to go to the game. Really appreciate it. What to do with the 9 hours I had set aside for the game now? Read? Underwater basket weaving? Stare at college girls?
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Well that wasn't very nice Newport. Especially since it's obvious to anyone with a brain that PurpleHaze is being funny. Thus rendering the probability his humor went over your head at a solid 100%.
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I laughed:

It sounds like time for additional probabilities.

Chances Arizona wins, 10%.
Chances Jimi Hendrix is actually singing "excuse me while I kiss this guy," 15%.
Chances Sark shows up to the game hammered drunk and tries to start a Go Dawgs chant, 8%
Chances UW wins by 14 and Venoy Overton tells police he thought it was actually 18, 33%
Chances Chris Petersen's nickname for his reproductive organ is "The Space Needle," 0%
Chances Anu Solomon runs the ball and flips into the end zone to win the game, 1%
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I laughed:

It sounds like time for additional probabilities.

Chances Arizona wins, 10%.
Chances Jimi Hendrix is actually singing "excuse me while I kiss this guy," 15%.
Chances Sark shows up to the game hammered drunk and tries to start a Go Dawgs chant, 8%
Chances UW wins by 14 and Venoy Overton tells police he thought it was actually 18, 33%
Chances Chris Petersen's nickname for his reproductive organ is "The Space Needle," 0%
Chances Anu Solomon runs the ball and flips into the end zone to win the game, 1%
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That gives new meaning to this article:
http://www.espn.com/blog/pac12/post...e-top-of-the-space-needle-to-end-conditioning
 
Arizona has two 245 pound d-lineman starting. Worst defense in the PAC 12 in all aspects, D-line, LB's, and secondary. ASU has a very bad secondary but these guys are totally bad, huge issues at QB. Still to be determined who will start at QB since Solomon has digressed and is hurt.The Cat RB Wilson continues to be injury prone and the 2nd string RB got arrested last week and is gone. The Cats lost most of their best WR's. Washington will win this by at least 4 touchdowns. Dick Rod wanted the Gamecock job and has not recruited, fired Casteel and most of his defensive coaches. A fun game as a Sun Devil to watch, go Doogs.
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Our* O line is ready to rumble
 
I'm surprised it took that long for someone to finally throw that out.

Brandon Dawkins' legs may help keep them around for awhile but the Huskies should finally win in the desert again.

That thread started to deliver big time.

"Are you still sticking with the number from your analysis? 34-17?"
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