5 reasons EFuck

I've been on pins and needles waiting for Five Reasons. My only regret is that Bannon jumped on to post "might as well not even play the game". In keeping with tradition that was going to be my line. Oh well. Especially anxious to see Ossai. Only guy I know to have a 15 year college career Or is it only 14?
 
1. It's Jake Browning, Not Jack. You mean he WANTS to win? Great analysis so far.

2.Rapp's a safety not an offensive lineman. Ossai has been gone for YEARS. Did you list a bunch of guys to be afraid of and within that list put the word center? Wattenburg is redshirting, so he won't probably do much either :)

3. Kawasaki is a motorsport company, Kwiatkowski didn't change much in 5 days, neither did the team. The difference is that Stanford just muscles up and plays straight ahead. This is what UDUB does best. Arizona ran a spread, which gave the Huskies some trouble. Oregon is a much better version than Arizona.... Will be a challenge.

4. Dimante Cooper is a name I do not know. Deontae Cooper however was a great Dawg who couldn't overcome knee injuries. You only have to fear him if your opponent is San Jose St. as that is where he currently plays. Chin doesn't play, Constantine ain't fast whatsoever, Potoato (Potoae) is a redshirting frosh, and once again, anyone who brings up Ossai in 2016 is just a moron.

5. T.O.P.- The more T.O.P. the better? BOLD STATEMENT THERE!!!!
 
Re: 5 reasons why UW wins Saturday
2:50 PM
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1. It's Jake Browning, Not Jack. You mean he WANTS to win? Great analysis so far.
2.Rapp's a safety not an offensive lineman. Ossai has been gone for YEARS. Did you list a bunch of guys to be afraid of and within that list put the word center? Wattenburg is redshirting, so he won't probably do much either :)
3. Kawasaki is a motorsport company, Kwiatkowski didn't change much in 5 days, neither did the team. The difference is that Stanford just muscles up and plays straight ahead. This is what UDUB does best. Arizona ran a spread, which gave the Huskies some trouble. Oregon is a much better version than Arizona.... Will be a challenge.
4. Dimante Cooper is a name I do not know. Deontae Cooper however was a great Dawg who couldn't overcome knee injuries. You only have to fear him if your opponent is San Jose St. as that is where he currently plays. Chin doesn't play, Constantine ain't fast whatsoever, Potoato (Potoae) is a redshirting frosh, and once again, anyone who brings up Ossai in 2016 is just a moron.
5. T.O.P.- The more T.O.P. the better? BOLD STATEMENT THERE!!!!

Enough fake fan garbage. Our fan bases already hate each other, we don't need any new reasons, the old ones work just fine. As I see it, we at UW are very lucky. The best team we have had in a decade coincides with the worst team UO has had in the same decade. We are all worried down deep too. I hope you all come out and crap the bed, but otherwise I expect a bar fight. The win against Stanford is a 10 year high for me, if we lost to you this week, I would feel sick. See you Saturday.
 
I'm cracking up in my basement, no joke.

Guy is waaaaaaaaaay too emo:

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Re: 5 reasons why UW wins Saturday
2:50 PM
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1. It's Jake Browning, Not Jack. You mean he WANTS to win? Great analysis so far.
2.Rapp's a safety not an offensive lineman. Ossai has been gone for YEARS. Did you list a bunch of guys to be afraid of and within that list put the word center? Wattenburg is redshirting, so he won't probably do much either :)
3. Kawasaki is a motorsport company, Kwiatkowski didn't change much in 5 days, neither did the team. The difference is that Stanford just muscles up and plays straight ahead. This is what UDUB does best. Arizona ran a spread, which gave the Huskies some trouble. Oregon is a much better version than Arizona.... Will be a challenge.
4. Dimante Cooper is a name I do not know. Deontae Cooper however was a great Dawg who couldn't overcome knee injuries. You only have to fear him if your opponent is San Jose St. as that is where he currently plays. Chin doesn't play, Constantine ain't fast whatsoever, Potoato (Potoae) is a redshirting frosh, and once again, anyone who brings up Ossai in 2016 is just a moron.
5. T.O.P.- The more T.O.P. the better? BOLD STATEMENT THERE!!!!

Enough fake fan garbage. Our fan bases already hate each other, we don't need any new reasons, the old ones work just fine. As I see it, we at UW are very lucky. The best team we have had in a decade coincides with the worst team UO has had in the same decade. We are all worried down deep too. I hope you all come out and crap the bed, but otherwise I expect a bar fight. The win against Stanford is a 10 year high for me, if we lost to you this week, I would feel sick. See you Saturday.
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Anyone that falls for this on eDuck is terminally stupid. Note that it is Husky fans falling for it
 
M4Dux wrote: Yes Rodman, we aren't stupid and we know that you are a UW troll. I still have your comment about Todd Doxey from years ago and you are fortunate not to be banned YET.

my classiness in past poasts has been questioned, i feel my days are numbered there.
 
M4Dux wrote: Yes Rodman, we aren't stupid and we know that you are a UW troll. I still have your comment about Todd Doxey from years ago and you are fortunate not to be banned YET.

my classiness in past poasts has been questioned, i feel my days are numbered there.
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So he has all the screenshots he needs?
 
M4Dux wrote: Yes Rodman, we aren't stupid and we know that you are a UW troll. I still have your comment about Todd Doxey from years ago and you are fortunate not to be banned YET.

my classiness in past poasts has been questioned, i feel my days are numbered there.
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So he has all the screenshots he needs?
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No
 
1. It's Jake Browning, Not Jack. You mean he WANTS to win? Great analysis so far.

2.Rapp's a safety not an offensive lineman. Ossai has been gone for YEARS. Did you list a bunch of guys to be afraid of and within that list put the word center? Wattenburg is redshirting, so he won't probably do much either :)

3. Kawasaki is a motorsport company, Kwiatkowski didn't change much in 5 days, neither did the team. The difference is that Stanford just muscles up and plays straight ahead. This is what UDUB does best. Arizona ran a spread, which gave the Huskies some trouble. Oregon is a much better version than Arizona.... Will be a challenge.

4. Dimante Cooper is a name I do not know. Deontae Cooper however was a great Dawg who couldn't overcome knee injuries. You only have to fear him if your opponent is San Jose St. as that is where he currently plays. Chin doesn't play, Constantine ain't fast whatsoever, Potoato (Potoae) is a redshirting frosh, and once again, anyone who brings up Ossai in 2016 is just a moron.

5. T.O.P.- The more T.O.P. the better? BOLD STATEMENT THERE!!!!
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flagged for lacking "O line is ready to rumble" phrase
 
He's not a Husky fan...
7:43 PM
He's never been on Dawgman, and he has posted similar stupid messages on other boards. Notice that he does not even know the name of our starting QB. Please do not blame husky fans on idiots like this. He's trying to cause trouble. We are quite aware that we have not beaten Oregon in 12 years, and usually it has not been close.
 
YOur first clue should have been that he does not know the name
7:48 PM
of our starting QB. This is not a Husky fan. Please do not blame us for this loser.
 
M4Dux wrote: Yes Rodman, we aren't stupid and we know that you are a UW troll. I still have your comment about Todd Doxey from years ago and you are fortunate not to be banned YET.

my classiness in past poasts has been questioned, i feel my days are numbered there.
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Gurgle
 
He's not a Husky fan...
7:43 PM
He's never been on Dawgman, and he has posted similar stupid messages on other boards. Notice that he does not even know the name of our starting QB. Please do not blame husky fans on idiots like this. He's trying to cause trouble. We are quite aware that we have not beaten Oregon in 12 years, and usually it has not been close.
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A drippy cunt says what?
 
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