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[46XiJCAB]

People forget that the original @thechatch had hot tub parties with super models and lit cigars with hundred dollar bills

They forget that

I haven’t forgotten! The early 2010s were a lot of fun for 30yo me.

No super models just Queen Anne bar flies and I was never a big cigar guy.

But that hot tub had a fantastic view of the city and I apologize for nothing from my earliest days here. Nothing. Some hard truths had to be handed out, and I happily obliged.

That said, Your boy Haie lies about all of this shit, Race. It’s absurdly obvious to anyone who pays an oz of attention.

But don’t ask me…I just cold call sell vacuum cleaners.

"absurdly obvious" lulz

Naw, I have no reason to lie, and I don't care whether you believe me or not.

Oh, oh, I need to like, post pictures of me posing with other people or I didn't go to a fucking bowl game! I need to completely doxx my company so that the thesnatch is convinced I'm not lying!

Do you have any idea how fucking stupid you sound bragging to a retired mid 30's software engineer that you make more money than him doing sales in Bellevue? JFC, I went to UW so that I wouldn't have to do your shit.

I enjoy doing my shit, Haie. Running a company I created is fun. It’s a lot of work but it’s fun.

Not as much fun as being a software engineer in Vancouver I’m sure, but fun nonetheless.

Also lol at your excuses.

IM NOT GOING TO DOXX MY COMPANY!!!!

“Here’s some pics of strangers walking down the sidewalk. We had an awesome time in San Antonio! The ribs at Chilis were off the charts! Way better than the one by my house in VWA”

That's an excuse? lol.

Holy shit have you ever heard of remote work? Are you sure you aren't 60+? What a broken quook.

The best pics from your biggest bowl win in two decades are that of strangers at a tourist trap and blurry shut from shitty seats.

You wasted your time

Shitty seats? Lulz.

In our section only Valero people themselves sat lower as far as I understood.

You’re on like the 20. Congrats on sharing a section with Valero sales reps who got comped tix for hitting quota. did they wear their themed tee shirts?

This is the kind of sick burn you get from Ducks that wear kneepads 5+ days a week. Amazing stuff.

You gonna be okay Haie?

 

[46XiJCAB]

This is after the recent reevaluations.

Oregon at #11 overall with 37 commitments and a 90.73 ave. 5-4-3* 1-22-12.

Oregon jumped two spots to #10 in the recruit rankings and one spot to #11 for transfers.

SC is #8 overall.

I was scrolling down to find uw but got bored. I may give it another try later.

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So three points is a large margin now?

When you don't understand how difficult it is to maintain an above .90 ave. with now 37 guys coming in.

 

[MikeSeaver]

“If they’re such bad seats, why were they $89?”

 

[thechatch]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

 

[haie]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

 

[46XiJCAB]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

 

[haie]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

 

[46XiJCAB]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

 

[haie]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

No, pretty sure I am.

 

[46XiJCAB]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

No, pretty sure I am.

Naw, you’re still on the payroll.

 

[haie]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

No, pretty sure I am.

Naw, you’re still on the payroll.

lol so we actually have to sell or else me sitting on my ass shitpoasting and drinking 7 days a week is considered "working" by you? HAHAHAHA

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

 

[46XiJCAB]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

No, pretty sure I am.

Naw, you’re still on the payroll.

lol so we actually have to sell or else me sitting on my ass shitpoasting and drinking 7 days a week is considered "working" by you? HAHAHAHA

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

Pressing and trying way to hard.

 

[haie]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

No, pretty sure I am.

Naw, you’re still on the payroll.

lol so we actually have to sell or else me sitting on my ass shitpoasting and drinking 7 days a week is considered "working" by you? HAHAHAHA

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

Pressing and trying way to hard.

lol you and him have zero fucking clue how how my industry works. If you're on a clear path to T2D3 you're pretty much as mentally disabled as you are to even consider selling to some large company trying to convince you otherwise.

But this is getting way over both your head and his. So I'm done with this topic.

 

[46XiJCAB]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

No, pretty sure I am.

Naw, you’re still on the payroll.

lol so we actually have to sell or else me sitting on my ass shitpoasting and drinking 7 days a week is considered "working" by you? HAHAHAHA

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

Pressing and trying way to hard.

lol you and him have zero fucking clue how how my industry works. If you're on a clear path to T2D3 you're pretty much as mentally disabled as you are to even consider selling to some large company trying to convince you otherwise.

But this is getting way over both your head and his. So I'm done with this topic.

See. I was right. You’re not actually retired. Imagine lying on an anonymous message bored.

 

[thechatch]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

You still don’t get it.

I can easily fathom success.

I just can’t fathom it with you.

I am around successful people all the time, and no one acts the way you do. You’re constantly angry, insecure, childish, and dishonest, haie

I don’t see a lot that tells me you’re as successful as you continuously claim. Good luck the rest of the way to you too.

 

[haie]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

No, pretty sure I am.

Naw, you’re still on the payroll.

lol so we actually have to sell or else me sitting on my ass shitpoasting and drinking 7 days a week is considered "working" by you? HAHAHAHA

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

Pressing and trying way to hard.

lol you and him have zero fucking clue how how my industry works. If you're on a clear path to T2D3 you're pretty much as mentally disabled as you are to even consider selling to some large company trying to convince you otherwise.

But this is getting way over both your head and his. So I'm done with this topic.

See. I was right. You’re not actually retired. Imagine lying on an anonymous message bored.

"having left one's job and ceased to work." Google. Just says job, not company. Looks like this doog is right.

 

[46XiJCAB]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Give us your definition of “retired.” Stop bullshitting around and spell it out or you’re just a fucking liar as suspected.

I don't work anymore. But I'm receiving a real check. Not the welfare one you do.

You and the chatch are miserable losers who've never done anything beyond read a word doc or spreadsheet so you're obsessed with this topic.

But I think we're done here.

So you’re not actually retired in your mid 30’s. I was right.

No, pretty sure I am.

Naw, you’re still on the payroll.

lol so we actually have to sell or else me sitting on my ass shitpoasting and drinking 7 days a week is considered "working" by you? HAHAHAHA

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

Pressing and trying way to hard.

lol you and him have zero fucking clue how how my industry works. If you're on a clear path to T2D3 you're pretty much as mentally disabled as you are to even consider selling to some large company trying to convince you otherwise.

But this is getting way over both your head and his. So I'm done with this topic.

See. I was right. You’re not actually retired. Imagine lying on an anonymous message bored.

"having left one's job and ceased to work." Google. Just says job, not company. Looks like this doog is right.

So when was your “retirement” party?

 

[haie]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

You still don’t get it.

I can easily fathom success.

I just can’t fathom it with you.

I am around successful people all the time, and no one acts the way you do. You’re constantly angry, insecure, childish, and dishonest, haie

I don’t see a lot that tells me you’re as successful as you continuously claim. Good luck the rest of the way to you too.

You also don't work in my industry, so none of what you say is surprising.

I mean I started as an engineer. Not exactly someone that is put in front of partnering companies/owners, and I shit on other people's software too much and have zero ability to fake that with their product owners.

If how someone acts is so critical to you, versus what they can build, then you're lost to begin with.

 

[46XiJCAB]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

You still don’t get it.

I can easily fathom success.

I just can’t fathom it with you.

I am around successful people all the time, and no one acts the way you do. You’re constantly angry, insecure, childish, and dishonest, haie

I don’t see a lot that tells me you’re as successful as you continuously claim. Good luck the rest of the way to you too.

You also don't work in my industry, so none of what you say is surprising.

I mean I started as an engineer. Not exactly someone that is put in front of partnering companies/owners, and I shit on other people's software too much and have zero ability to fake that with their product owners.

If how someone acts is so critical to you, versus what they can build, then you're lost to begin with.

So it’s now clear why you were “retired.”

 

[haie]

At this point it’s nearly impossible to believe Haie’s bullshit about being a retired tech executive with a smoking hot wife, choosing to stay at home so he can be with his child.

I mean none of this shit adds up at all.

"Nearly impossible"

Kind of feel sorry for you at this point. Clearly miserable and can't fathom how people can get out from the fucking meat grinder what with the e-commerce boom and the pandemic accelerating that even more.

Good luck the rest of the way.

You still don’t get it.

I can easily fathom success.

I just can’t fathom it with you.

I am around successful people all the time, and no one acts the way you do. You’re constantly angry, insecure, childish, and dishonest, haie

I don’t see a lot that tells me you’re as successful as you continuously claim. Good luck the rest of the way to you too.

You also don't work in my industry, so none of what you say is surprising.

I mean I started as an engineer. Not exactly someone that is put in front of partnering companies/owners, and I shit on other people's software too much and have zero ability to fake that with their product owners.

If how someone acts is so critical to you, versus what they can build, then you're lost to begin with.

So it’s now clear why you were “retired.”