Ballz
New Fish
Yes, you watched tons of Barry Sanders high school film I'm sure.You called Trey Lowe Barry Sanders 2.0 you megadoog fuck.2019 has me juiced! Lets go baby!
Offense:
QB: Jacob Eason
Jacob Sirmon
Jake Haener
Colson Yankoff
Dylan Morris
RB: Salvon Ahmed
Trey Lowe: Barry Sanders 2.0, just give him a chance and get his ass on the field! His vision is insane. He'll eat up yards.
Kamari Pleasant: Big Back! Runs hard and breaks tackles! Gotta have it!
Sean McGrew: He's okay. Hopefully he transforms himself in the weight room.
Richard Newton
Cameron Davis
LT: Trey Adams
Henry Roberts
Matteo Mele
Julius Buelow
LG: Henry Bainivalu: He doesn't have tackle feet. Won't be in the RT competition. He's been pushing Wattenberg for playing time all season at LG and is a better run blocker. He's powerful, moves people, and has a mean streak. He just needs to get his reads down. Once he does I think he'll win the starting job.
Luke Wattenberg
Troy Fautanu
C: Nick Harris
Cole Norgaard
RG: Jaxson Kirkland
Victor Curne
MJ Ale
RT: Jared Hilbers: What a nice surprise! He doesn't suck!
Corey Luciano: This dude is fucking nasty. Don't sleep on him
Nathaniel Kalepo
WR (X): Austin Osborne: I'm still bullish on him. Best route runner on the team. The heady, reliable target this offense needs who's 6'3 instead of a 5'10 midget like Fuller.
Ty Jones: Love him but he's a bit stiff as a route runner and not a great speed or separation guy. Great 50-50 ball guy though. Eason won't be scared to throw it up to him and give him chances to make those highlight catches he always makes.
Marquees Spiker
WR (Z): Terrell Bynum: He's been getting more reps in games but Browning never throws him the ball cuz he's a bitch and only throws to guys he's comfortable throwing to but I think he's gonna be really good and a breakout guy. He's built like a RB. One of the best blockers at WR. Adds an element of physicality and toughness to the group.
Alex Cook: He's starting to fill out and look the part. Another guy I hope takes a big jump forward.
Andre Baccellia: Fuck off JAG!
Slot (R): Aaron Fuller: Old faithful.
Chico McClatcher: Is he coming back? Hope so.
Andre Baccellia: I said fuck off!
TE: Black Beast
Cade Otton
Jacob Kizer
Jusstis Warren
Devin Culp
Defense:
BUCK: Joe Tryon
Benning Potoa'e: Hope he leans out and loses 20 pounds.
Ryan Bowman
Zion Tupuola-Fetui
Laiatu Latu: Please!
Bralen Trice
NT: Tuli Letuligasenoa
Taki Taimani OR Josiah Bronson
Jacob Bandes OR Sama Paama OR Faatui Tuitele (Please)
DT: Levi Onwuzurike
Shane Bowman OR Josiah Bronson
John Clark OR Mosiah Nasili-Liu
Faatui Tuitele
SDE (certain packages): Shane Bowman
Mosiah Nasili-Liu
Draco Bynum
Stephon Wright (Hopefully)
MIK: Brandon Wellington
DJ Beavers: Can't stay healthy. Possible medical retire guy.
MJ Tafisi OR Daniel Heimuli (hopefully)
WIL: Jackson Sirmon
Edefuan Ulofoshio
Josh Calvert
Miki Ah You
SAM: Ariel Ngata: Hope he's 230+ next season.
Ryan Bowman
Zion Tupuola-Fetui
CB1: Keith Taylor
Dominique Hampton
CB2: Elijah Molden OR
Kyler Gordon
Nickel: Myles Bryant OR
Elijah Molden OR
Kyler Gordon
SS: Julius Irvin
Asa Turner
FS: Brandon McKinney
Kamren Fabiculanan
Stopped reading after that.
I'm not comparing him to NFL Hall of Fame Barry Sanders you dumb fuck. But high school film to high school film, yeah, pretty fucking similar.
Barry Sanders had the best RB season in the history of college football. Considering this is a college football bored your comparison should be taken as a CFB comparison. And it's doog as fuck.
Lowe actually looks better than Sanders in high school. But Sanders had to play on grass and in mud to it's close. How the fuck do you know Trey Lowe won't be as good as Barry Sanders in college? Oh that's right, you don't so shut the fuck up bitch. It's a projection by a fan on a message board. It means nothing. The fucking point wasn't that I think he's going to put up the most yards in college football and win the fucking Heisman. I can use hyperbole when making the point that I think he's similar to Barry Sanders (same size, vision, amazing ability to make people miss in tight spaces) and is going to be really good for UW especially if he gets the chance to play RB. That is all bitch. Just because I say a player is similar to Barry Sanders (which he absolutely is) doesn't mean I'm saying he's going to have the same college or pro career as Barry fucking Sanders.