2018 (and all time) Recruiting - Coaches Eval

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So, what a difference a year makes. Malloe from shitfuck to bad ass. Never saw that one coming. LIPO indeed.

So, guys who fuck top shelf trim all day e'ry day:

Lake
Lubick
Hamdan

Guys who still have to jerk off occasionally but fuck enough that I don't want to run them over with my Jeep:

Malloe (great save dude)
Huff (early returns are promising)
Will Harris (way too early guess here)

Guys who probably haven't been laid this year:

Gregory (I'm hearing Pete got Kaho)
Bonerpoper (Fig Newton? You fucking turd)

Try hards that nobody cares if they fuck:

Kwat (It's okay that you are as awkward on Twatter as BTP on a back seat date because #1 D two years running)

Who?

PaoPao (Seriously? I couldn't pick this cat out of a lineup)

Overall, this class is like Christmas in February.

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If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
 
If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.
 
just changed the title and now it makes even less sense but fuck it I'm lazy.
 
If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.
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Misleading thread title then. Learn how to poast you Red!!1!
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I do the best my inferior genetics will allow.
 
If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.
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Misleading thread title then. Learn how to poast you Red!!1!
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Yeah, I'm sure you'd never fuck up a poast in Cherokee.
 
If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.
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Misleading thread title then. Learn how to poast you Red!!1!
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Yeah, I'm sure you'd never fuck up a poast in Cherokee.
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I love me some pookie.
 
Four chins for dancing boobs pretty well nails it down that this place is full of fags.
 
Four chins for dancing boobs pretty well nails it down that this place is full of fags.
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It's up to 6 now but your poont still stands.

I just realized I could've made a joke about a certain poaster here but I'm taking the high road.
 
(2018 Only): Its hard to remember exactly who gets credit for who, I'm sure there are plenty more 'assists' you could argue for. But hey I tried

Coach Pete: Sirmon x2, Eason, Kaho ,Martin?

1. Malloe: Tuli, Taimani, Draco, Liu. Assists: Kaho
2. Lubick: Yankoff, Lowe, Culp, Assists: Spiker
3. Lake: Gordon, Irvin, Dom
4. Bush: Osborne, Spiker
5. Huff: Mele, Curne, Ale

6. Gregory: Tafisi Assists: Sirmon, Kaho
7. Boner: Newton, Assists: Martin?
8. Kwat: Zion, Assists: Tafisi, Martin?
9. Paopao: Culp? Why do we have a TE coach?
 
If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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2018 alone? Then whomever got Sirmon, Yankoff and Eason is the year’s #1 recruiter. However, malloe needs to be up there (although Draco got fucking worked over during the practices leading up to the Army AA game).

malloe needs to prove it over a multi-year period AND get some black DLs.
 
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I’m all for the malloe redemption story but I’d also like to see things official tonight before blowing my doog load
 
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