2018-2019 Football Season Haiku Thread

An old silent pond...
Ol' Gainsey jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.
Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal
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winner winner
chicken dinner
your best fucking effort
 
There's always next year
Wait until Pete's guys are here
Skinny for Heisman

I've not written a
Haiku in over 20 years
This shit is for fags
 
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The dawgs were right fucked
Till Penix the mighty came
Dance husky dawgs dance

5-7-5 is the syllable count, tiger. You never used haiku to land a young lady? Once you master that, move on to the limerick…

Penix the mighty once took the field
Victory quite sweet he amazingly sealed

From Indiana he hailed
Never in purple he failed

And after the game he made sure your fat dumpy wife squealed
 
My haiku is based off the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders

Domes lopped off by me?
Arthritis! It cannot be.
Tee time 1:30
 
Minor edits for form

life would be better
if I just stopped visiting
this dump anyway

It is sad to see
how far Derek Johnson fell
Kim falling? - not sad

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