2014, What Needs to Happen

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Although I have little confidence it will.
I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
football schools could flip them.

Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
its approach.
 
If Sark is still the coach, the 2014 season is over.

Rearranging the deck chairs won't matter just like it didn't matter for 2008 or 2012.
 
Although I have little confidence it will.
I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
football schools could flip them.

Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
its approach.
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While I agree that jobs need to be lost, this looks a lot like the shell game that was Enron's accounting department.

 
I'm assuming Sark was telling the truth when he said he
wanted to outlast Don James. If that is truly the case, then
the only hope is to rearrange the deckchairs with the goal
to make the captain as irrelevant as possible. If he is not as
stupid as I think he has to understand that he currently has
3 anchors on the ship.
 
I'm assuming Sark was telling the truth when he said he
wanted to outlast Don James. If that is truly the case, then
the only hope is to rearrange the deckchairs with the goal
to make the captain as irrelevant as possible. If he is not as
stupid as I think he has to understand that he currently has
3 anchors on the ship.
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He can't fire himself though.
 
And Woodward ain't gonna fire his butt buddy.
I'm searching for ways to improve the situation
with him here. Cozzetto has to go and getting
Frost would be huge. Pay him Wilcox money and you got a shot.
 
And Woodward ain't gonna fire his butt buddy.
I'm searching for ways to improve the situation
with him here. Cozzetto has to go and getting
Frost would be huge. Pay him Wilcox money and you got a shot.
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This guy learned nothing from 0-12 and deserves another one.
 
Although I have little confidence it will.
I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
football schools could flip them.

Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
its approach. FIRE SARK AND LIGHT HIM ON FIRE ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR
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Fixed.
 
If Sark is still HC next year for a fifth consecutive 7-6 I will go out to the shed, empty the gas can over my head and light myself on fucking fire.
 
If Sark is still HC next year for a fifth consecutive 7-6 I will go out to the shed, empty the gas can over my head and light myself on fucking fire.
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Pics or GTFO.
 
An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.
 
An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.
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Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.
 
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An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.
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Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.
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I like to pretend I can outspend the richest owner in college sports. I do that.
 
An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.
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Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.
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Sven is right

Passion, do you really think they UW will outspend Oregon?? In comparison Oregon with Phil Knight is a partnered stock broker and UW is a part-time clerk at Circle K.
 
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