2 years ago this week: don’t let the door hit you edition

[Dennis_DeYoung]

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

 

[89ute]

Jay Tufele on the Utah side

 

[Meek]

i saw Marlon's #51 pre-snap all night against Notre Dame, but didn't notice him do anything meaningful. Maybe just has a sore back.

 

[CuntWaffle]

We didn't kneed Marlon anyways

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

i saw Marlon's #51 pre-snap all night against Notre Dame, but didn't notice him do anything meaningful. Maybe just has a sore back.

It's almost like players don't make the most of their abilities at USC.

 

[GaryFromTeenMom]

Too late to build the wall for Marlon and his family?

 

[BlastDoor]

I also found interesting that Sarell liked this tweet:
https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1061485011080175617
Ha.

 

[FireCohen]

WDWTA

 

[Tequilla]

Good thing you went to Stanford Connor ...

2017: 31 catches for 243 yards, 0 TDs
2018: 7 catches for 54 yards, 0 TDs

At least he'll get his redshirt this year unless Shaw fucks him in the end

 

[Domicillo]

Ain’t no coincidence that Jimmy is doing an in-home with Asa Turner the day after the championship game.

 

[huskyhooligan]

Good thing you went to Stanford Connor ...

2017: 31 catches for 243 yards, 0 TDs
2018: 7 catches for 54 yards, 0 TDs

At least he'll get his redshirt this year unless Shaw fucks him in the end

He never recovered from the hit Joyner put on him. God I miss Joyner already.

 

[Joey]

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

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[Meek]

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.

just kidding.

 

[animate]

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.

just kidding.

I bet that shit happened far more than people realize. I bet some people banked on that.

In a sidenote: remember david choe who did some work for Facebook and took stocks instead of payment and when ipo came banked some 200+million dollars?

Oh, did i mention that he was a gambling and sex addict? Man ...

 

[Meek]

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.

just kidding.

I bet that shit happened far more than people realize. I bet some people banked on that.

In a sidenote: remember david choe who did some work for Facebook and took stocks instead of payment and when ipo came banked some 200+million dollars?

Oh, did i mention that he was a gambling and sex addict? Man ...

wait, david choe or @MikeDamone ?

 

[animate]

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.

just kidding.

I bet that shit happened far more than people realize. I bet some people banked on that.

In a sidenote: remember david choe who did some work for Facebook and took stocks instead of payment and when ipo came banked some 200+million dollars?

Oh, did i mention that he was a gambling and sex addict? Man ...

wait, david choe or @MikeDamone ?

Both.

Except mikedamone doesn't have 200 million dollars.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.

just kidding.

I bet that shit happened far more than people realize. I bet some people banked on that.

In a sidenote: remember david choe who did some work for Facebook and took stocks instead of payment and when ipo came banked some 200+million dollars?

Oh, did i mention that he was a gambling and sex addict? Man ...

wait, david choe or @MikeDamone ?

Both.

Except mikedamone doesn't have 200 million dollars.

Are you saying that selling toilets at Lowes doesn't pay that well?