14-O

[thechatch]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

I’m supposed to be working today?

Shit.

 

[MikeSeaver]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

I’m supposed to be working today?

Not if you’re Haie’s phone or PC.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Why spend $140 on a phone, when you can spend $1,300?

 

[haie]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

It’s quite simple. I buy the best products in the world because they last and work.

You buy phones that die every two years.

Just realized how similar that sounds two our two football programs.

Trying really hard here Mike.

We already knew that you were an Oregon poor that has to make his shit last for 4+ years. You didn't have to spell that out.

 

[MikeSeaver]

Why spend $140 on a phone, when you can spend $1,300?

I’ve never paid 1300 for a phone.

Maybe sit this one out.

 

[haie]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

I’m supposed to be working today?

Shit.

lol.

 

[MikeSeaver]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

It’s quite simple. I buy the best products in the world because they last and work.

You buy phones that die every two years.

Just realized how similar that sounds two our two football programs.

Trying really hard here Mike.

We already knew that you were an Oregon poor that has to make his shit last for 4+ years. You didn't have to spell that out.

I don’t have to “make” it last. It just lasts.

“I don’t believe in riches but you should see where I live.”

 

[haie]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

It’s quite simple. I buy the best products in the world because they last and work.

You buy phones that die every two years.

Just realized how similar that sounds two our two football programs.

Trying really hard here Mike.

We already knew that you were an Oregon poor that has to make his shit last for 4+ years. You didn't have to spell that out.

I don’t have to “make” it last. It just lasts.

“I don’t believe in riches but you should see where I live.”

I've owned plenty of Apple products. They are overpriced, slow shit.

It's your money. But don't just start some dumb argument about how you're "tech savvy" because you buy apple products. Apple products are marketed towards people who don't know anything about technology.

Like the Oregon journalism guys that sell shit and live on a Washington message board.

 

[MikeSeaver]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

It’s quite simple. I buy the best products in the world because they last and work.

You buy phones that die every two years.

Just realized how similar that sounds two our two football programs.

Trying really hard here Mike.

We already knew that you were an Oregon poor that has to make his shit last for 4+ years. You didn't have to spell that out.

I don’t have to “make” it last. It just lasts.

“I don’t believe in riches but you should see where I live.”

I've owned plenty of Apple products. They are overpriced, slow shit.

It's your money. But don't just start some dumb argument about how you're "tech savvy" because you buy apple products. Apple products are marketed towards people who don't know anything about technology.

Like the Oregon journalism guys that sell shit and live on a Washington message board.

“I have the best “technology,” it just never works.”

-Aspie IT guys

 

[haie]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

It’s quite simple. I buy the best products in the world because they last and work.

You buy phones that die every two years.

Just realized how similar that sounds two our two football programs.

Trying really hard here Mike.

We already knew that you were an Oregon poor that has to make his shit last for 4+ years. You didn't have to spell that out.

I don’t have to “make” it last. It just lasts.

“I don’t believe in riches but you should see where I live.”

I've owned plenty of Apple products. They are overpriced, slow shit.

It's your money. But don't just start some dumb argument about how you're "tech savvy" because you buy apple products. Apple products are marketed towards people who don't know anything about technology.

Like the Oregon journalism guys that sell shit and live on a Washington message board.

“I have the best “technology, it just never works.”

-Aspie IT guys

You sound like an unemployed guy trying to get his standup career off the ground in Portland. Run of the mill Oregon grad.

You guys don't use stuff built to work with and create enterprise software. Facts.

 

[MikeSeaver]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

It’s quite simple. I buy the best products in the world because they last and work.

You buy phones that die every two years.

Just realized how similar that sounds two our two football programs.

Trying really hard here Mike.

We already knew that you were an Oregon poor that has to make his shit last for 4+ years. You didn't have to spell that out.

I don’t have to “make” it last. It just lasts.

“I don’t believe in riches but you should see where I live.”

I've owned plenty of Apple products. They are overpriced, slow shit.

It's your money. But don't just start some dumb argument about how you're "tech savvy" because you buy apple products. Apple products are marketed towards people who don't know anything about technology.

Like the Oregon journalism guys that sell shit and live on a Washington message board.

“I have the best “technology, it just never works.”

-Aspie IT guys

You sound like an unemployed guy trying to get his standup career off the ground in Portland. Run of the mill Oregon grad.

You guys don't use stuff built to work with and create enterprise software. Facts.

That’s correct. We are normal people.

You’re all in a cult founded in 2007 based on bitterness and lack of self awareness.

Just to be clear I’m talking about IT guys, not Husky fans.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Why spend $140 on a phone, when you can spend $1,300?

I’ve never paid 1300 for a phone.

Maybe sit this one out.

fine, $1,000

 

[MikeSeaver]

Why spend $140 on a phone, when you can spend $1,300?

I’ve never paid 1300 for a phone.

Maybe sit this one out.

fine, $1,000

No. Doesn’t matter anyway. Cost is of no concern to me for the best products in the world.

And with 0% financing on my Titanium Apple Card by Apple, I’m laughing while you’re on hold with Microsoft and/or Cricket.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Why spend $140 on a phone, when you can spend $1,300?

I’ve never paid 1300 for a phone.

Maybe sit this one out.

fine, $1,000

No. Doesn’t matter anyway. Cost is of no concern to me for the best products in the world.

And with 0% financing on my Titanium Apple Card by Apple, I’m laughing while you’re on hold with Microsoft and/or Cricket.

0 percent turns into 29 serpent very quickly, Mike

 

[MikeSeaver]

Why spend $140 on a phone, when you can spend $1,300?

I’ve never paid 1300 for a phone.

Maybe sit this one out.

fine, $1,000

No. Doesn’t matter anyway. Cost is of no concern to me for the best products in the world.

And with 0% financing on my Titanium Apple Card by Apple, I’m laughing while you’re on hold with Microsoft and/or Cricket.

0 percent turns into 29 serpent very quickly, Mike

Like I said, you should sit this one out.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Why spend $140 on a phone, when you can spend $1,300?

I’ve never paid 1300 for a phone.

Maybe sit this one out.

fine, $1,000

No. Doesn’t matter anyway. Cost is of no concern to me for the best products in the world.

And with 0% financing on my Titanium Apple Card by Apple, I’m laughing while you’re on hold with Microsoft and/or Cricket.

0 percent turns into 29 serpent very quickly, Mike

Like I said, you should sit this one out.

Stop trying to convince the bored you're a high roller. Nobody is buying it.

 

[haie]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

It’s quite simple. I buy the best products in the world because they last and work.

You buy phones that die every two years.

Just realized how similar that sounds two our two football programs.

Trying really hard here Mike.

We already knew that you were an Oregon poor that has to make his shit last for 4+ years. You didn't have to spell that out.

I don’t have to “make” it last. It just lasts.

“I don’t believe in riches but you should see where I live.”

I've owned plenty of Apple products. They are overpriced, slow shit.

It's your money. But don't just start some dumb argument about how you're "tech savvy" because you buy apple products. Apple products are marketed towards people who don't know anything about technology.

Like the Oregon journalism guys that sell shit and live on a Washington message board.

“I have the best “technology, it just never works.”

-Aspie IT guys

You sound like an unemployed guy trying to get his standup career off the ground in Portland. Run of the mill Oregon grad.

You guys don't use stuff built to work with and create enterprise software. Facts.

That’s correct. We are normal people.

You’re all in a cult founded in 2007 based on bitterness and lack of self awareness.

Just to be clear I’m talking about IT guys, not Husky fans.

What are "we?" bitter about and what are we not aware of here?

I'm in a pretty practical space that just so happens to have problems that are solved by software.

2007-10. lol. Yeah, shitty time at UW. Learning about code and e-commerce but as tru says "You went 0-12 as a student!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[YellowSnow]

I wish we could go back to flip phones.

 

[MikeSeaver]

Why spend $140 on a phone, when you can spend $1,300?

I’ve never paid 1300 for a phone.

Maybe sit this one out.

fine, $1,000

No. Doesn’t matter anyway. Cost is of no concern to me for the best products in the world.

And with 0% financing on my Titanium Apple Card by Apple, I’m laughing while you’re on hold with Microsoft and/or Cricket.

0 percent turns into 29 serpent very quickly, Mike

Like I said, you should sit this one out.

Stop trying to convince the bored you're a high roller. Nobody is buying it.

I didn’t say I was a high roller. You just did.

Also sounds like you don’t know how financing or Titanium Apple Card’s by Apple work.

 

[MikeSeaver]

I thought hipsters loved Apple.

Poor people hate Apple. You need to learn the difference.

Lol.

Jesus Christ.

I guess you're bored and want to press this.

Apple is fucked long term.

Apple returning to their rightful place?

One thing we learned over the years, the DAWGS (And IT cretins) are terrible handicappers.

Like I said, I've used everything.

Mike (with a worthless Oregon degree) "I know more about tech than everyone on this site!"

Also Mike "I just buy Apple products"

Fucking parody

What's next? @thechatch bragging about how worn out his kneedpads are? Fucking lulz. Have fun working today boys.

It’s quite simple. I buy the best products in the world because they last and work.

You buy phones that die every two years.

Just realized how similar that sounds two our two football programs.

Trying really hard here Mike.

We already knew that you were an Oregon poor that has to make his shit last for 4+ years. You didn't have to spell that out.

I don’t have to “make” it last. It just lasts.

“I don’t believe in riches but you should see where I live.”

I've owned plenty of Apple products. They are overpriced, slow shit.

It's your money. But don't just start some dumb argument about how you're "tech savvy" because you buy apple products. Apple products are marketed towards people who don't know anything about technology.

Like the Oregon journalism guys that sell shit and live on a Washington message board.

“I have the best “technology, it just never works.”

-Aspie IT guys

You sound like an unemployed guy trying to get his standup career off the ground in Portland. Run of the mill Oregon grad.

You guys don't use stuff built to work with and create enterprise software. Facts.

That’s correct. We are normal people.

You’re all in a cult founded in 2007 based on bitterness and lack of self awareness.

Just to be clear I’m talking about IT guys, not Husky fans.

What are "we?" bitter about and what are we not aware of here?

I'm in a pretty practical space that just so happens to have problems that are solved by software.

2007-10. lol. Yeah, shitty time at UW. Learning about code and e-commerce but as tru says "You went 0-12 as a student!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I don’t understand a word of this.