12:30 kick Dawgs v ducks

My daughter has a soccer game at 1. Fuck my fucking life.

Don't go?

I wish that were an option. I’ll just turn my phone off and catch up as soon as possible once I get home

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I found that soccer parents are the worst kind of sports fans. You'll be hearing a lot of "Ducks just scored," "Huskies got a fumble," "My two dads went to the gayme but I told them I had other priorities ..."

 
I have kids and no way in fucking hell would any youth sport trump me from watching this game. Cal, maybe. Sleeping in the shed for a week would be worth it.
 
My daughter has a soccer game at 1. Fuck my fucking life.

Might as well start the onlyfans acct now.

You and your husband adopt any girls, j?

Us breeders and non-breeders will never understand one another.

Pretty wild to assume I haven’t bred before boss. Feces, go to the game and keep your daughter off onlyfans.

SPiLiG SeAD all oVEr Ta-Koma, J ?1?!
 
My daughter has a soccer game at 1. Fuck my fucking life.

She’ll have other games and probably won’t notice your absence until after the game is over.

I’ve already told my own kids I’ll skip their weddings if it conflicts with college football.
 
I have a family birthday for a 7yr old to go to. Luckily her dad is a Michigan man and will have the game and beers ready in the shed. #abundance
 
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