$100 for whoever here squeezes Sark's moob(s) in the pregame

[Geevis_and_Butthead]

Zero doubt the man for the job resides at HH

 

[HHBruh]

For $100 I’ll call him a chicken fucker and cop a feel

 

[gmo]

more like $100 for whoever brings a Joeys waitress or two and a some tequila + blow.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

more like $100 for whoever brings a Joeys waitress or two and a some tequila + blow.

Whoever has seats across from the Texas sideline needs to hold up signs with this picture