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Wheres the dutch ice skater when you need her

Ass not too flat update @PostGameOrangeSlices

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Those thighs could crack a walnut

@Pitchfork51 says whatever...

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Disgusting. You know what I’m working with.

Kewg Whatever Girl isn't disgusting. She's cute, but in just a very generic way. She's the classic cute JAG spinner.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve fucked worse but my 4 would get picked over this one.

Come on, bud. I can't comment on pre ton TOF, but Whatever Kewg Gurl is better than a 4. I hate the lack objectivity around here.
https://twitter.com/MamaCracraft/st...10122/apple-cup-2015-highlights-whatever-vine

She's a strong 8

Not an 8, but way more than a 4. I'd need to see more photographic evidence. I'll keep working the internet to see what we can uncover.

It was her attitude conveyed as much as any physical attributes that made her sexy
 
Like most of you Malakas have ever had anything better or close to Whatever girl. Except for J, the best most of you guys ever had is tugging it to Brittany videos as she twirls, flashing her tramp-stamp.
 
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Like most of you Malakas[/b] have ever had anything better or close to Whatever girl. Except for J, the best most of you guys ever had is tugging it to Brittany videos as she twirls, flashing her tramp-stamp.

Greek Curse Word Superiority Guy
 
Like most of you Malakas have ever had anything better or close to Whatever girl. Except for J, the best most of you guys ever had is tugging it to Brittany videos as she twirls, flashing her tramp-stamp.

J has repeatedly stated that he's into East German men.
 
Wheres the dutch ice skater when you need her

Ass not too flat update @PostGameOrangeSlices

jutta.gif

Those thighs could crack a walnut

@Pitchfork51 says whatever...

whatever-cougs.gif

Disgusting. You know what I’m working with.

Kewg Whatever Girl isn't disgusting. She's cute, but in just a very generic way. She's the classic cute JAG spinner.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve fucked worse but my 4 would get picked over this one.

Come on, bud. I can't comment on pre ton TOF, but Whatever Kewg Gurl is better than a 4. I hate the lack objectivity around here.
https://twitter.com/MamaCracraft/st...10122/apple-cup-2015-highlights-whatever-vine

Maybe I’m ranking TOF too low.

This is also far more subjective than objective IMO.
 
Wheres the dutch ice skater when you need her

Ass not too flat update @PostGameOrangeSlices

jutta.gif

Those thighs could crack a walnut

@Pitchfork51 says whatever...

whatever-cougs.gif

Disgusting. You know what I’m working with.

Kewg Whatever Girl isn't disgusting. She's cute, but in just a very generic way. She's the classic cute JAG spinner.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve fucked worse but my 4 would get picked over this one.

Come on, bud. I can't comment on pre ton TOF, but Whatever Kewg Gurl is better than a 4. I hate the lack objectivity around here.
https://twitter.com/MamaCracraft/st...10122/apple-cup-2015-highlights-whatever-vine

Jesus. I'm about 65% sure I know that girl and her family. No joke.

I'm going to find out. She's a little older but is friends with both my son and niece.

Daddy issues will add at least 2 points to the scale. Find out.

 
Trouble with 1-10 scale is always whether a 5 is average or a 7 is average. Too much moving target.

Propose the wood scale.

1- wood NOT

2- wood with sven beers involved

3- solid wood, the kind you'd want your daughter to date

4- WOOD, brb jo

5- WOOD be willing to cut a pinky off yakuza style to enjoy the ring sting and a warm washcloth afterwards.

Whatever girl is a solid 3 imo, the kind that wood be fun for a ride while visiting the dorms at Wazzu and that you wouldn't bother getting her number afterwards.

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RIP Don James!
 
Alternatively you can use the Memorial @Swaye Degenerate Scale.

0-might if intoxicated enough
1-wood at your grandmother's funeral

It's less fun for message board debates though.
 
Trouble with 1-10 scale is always whether a 5 is average or a 7 is average. Too much moving target.

Propose the wood scale.

1- wood NOT

2- wood with sven beers involved

3- solid wood, the kind you'd want your daughter to date

4- WOOD, brb jo

5- WOOD be willing to cut a pinky off yakuza style to enjoy the ring sting and a warm washcloth afterwards.

Whatever girl is a solid 3 imo, the kind that wood be fun for a ride while visiting the dorms at Wazzu and that you wouldn't bother getting her number afterwards.

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RIP Don James!

I have a similar grading scale
 
Trouble with 1-10 scale is always whether a 5 is average or a 7 is average. Too much moving target.

Propose the wood scale.

1- wood NOT

2- wood with sven beers involved

3- solid wood, the kind you'd want your daughter to date

4- WOOD, brb jo

5- WOOD be willing to cut a pinky off yakuza style to enjoy the ring sting and a warm washcloth afterwards.

Whatever girl is a solid 3 imo, the kind that wood be fun for a ride while visiting the dorms at Wazzu and that you wouldn't bother getting her number afterwards.

View attachment 60397

RIP Don James!

I have a similar grading scale

Is it technically 10 miles from mine or essentially the same thing?
 
Trouble with 1-10 scale is always whether a 5 is average or a 7 is average. Too much moving target.

Propose the wood scale.

1- wood NOT

2- wood with sven beers involved

3- solid wood, the kind you'd want your daughter to date

4- WOOD, brb jo

5- WOOD be willing to cut a pinky off yakuza style to enjoy the ring sting and a warm washcloth afterwards.

Whatever girl is a solid 3 imo, the kind that wood be fun for a ride while visiting the dorms at Wazzu and that you wouldn't bother getting her number afterwards.

View attachment 60397

RIP Don James!

I have a similar grading scale

Is it technically 10 miles from mine or essentially the same thing?

Same as yours @UW_Doog_Bot but slightly better

Starts with a binary question: 1 = wood and 2 = wood not.

Then…

1a = your 5
1b = your 4
1c = your 3
1d= your 2
 
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This thread should be required reading for new members of Hardcore Husky, so they can get their reads down.

The acknowledgment of our hall of fame coach and an undefeated national championship, followed by a dig at our Internet “competition”, and then several posts discussing the bangability of hostile fan culminating in competing rating systems regarding said bangability. All in one thread.

Thank you Don James.
 
Trouble with 1-10 scale is always whether a 5 is average or a 7 is average. Too much moving target.

Propose the wood scale.

1- wood NOT

2- wood with sven beers involved

3- solid wood, the kind you'd want your daughter to date

4- WOOD, brb jo

5- WOOD be willing to cut a pinky off yakuza style to enjoy the ring sting and a warm washcloth afterwards.

Whatever girl is a solid 3 imo, the kind that wood be fun for a ride while visiting the dorms at Wazzu and that you wouldn't bother getting her number afterwards.

View attachment 60397

RIP Don James!

I have a similar grading scale

Is it technically 10 miles from mine or essentially the same thing?

Same as yours @UW_Doog_Bot but slightly better

Starts with a binary question: 1 = wood and 2 = wood not.

Then…

1a = your 5
1b = your 4
1c = your 3
1d= your 2

A B C D F

We? ARE an academis school.
 
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