Greetings all fellow Doogs!
It's of course apple cup week, and since I am familiar with this game I'm here to provide you with a lot of hot insight and sweet analysis that you all have been craving!
Now first off I know quite a bit about the Apple Cup. You may remember me from some of your...
Now I can type a whole bunch of words, and phrases, and homonyms, adjectives, explicates, and suppositories here for everyone, but they say a picture is worth 1000 words so I'll dispense some sage wisdom.
Basically this is what I said back in the day, and honestly it's what you tell people to...
Look. There are so many things that were stupid with the refs, but I am getting real tired of Petey.
I don't want to hear about this whole process shit. I don't want to hear how "it's hard".
We beat DickRod who I don't think has had a bye week and is flying up a late game. Despite all his...
True Story we actually interviewed him in 2008 I think. Got Sark instead. Coogs were smart to go get him. Now Coogs will be better than Doogs. Fuck me.. Fuck this program..Fuck us all. RIP Don Doog James....we were good...a long time ago...
You called Tequilla? Let me tell you about failed expectations. I know about failed expectations.
---Numero uno (i'm fluent in your tortilla speak)
You said yourself that Petersen underperformed last year. -1. So he did worse than expected.
---Adios Seniors
We are losing Littleton, Feeney...
The Crystal Ball...it speaks to me....(okay it laughs at the fact that I was never coming close to a crystal ball in my career, but whatever)
Prediction: Week 8 Goof Troop vs P Diddy Powder Blues
Here we have another exciting Pac12AfterSven matchup featuring two teams nobody really gives a...
Holy balls we add up to a single corn kernel at the apex of shit on offense.
#11 in the Pac 12 in Scoring offense (#88 Nationally)
#11 in the Pac 12 in Rushing Offense (#113 Nationally)
#8 in the Pac 12 in Passing Offense (#70 Nationally)
#11 in the Pac 12 in Total offense (#101)
Here's some...
It's been a few days since we shit the bed, and after having time to reflect and enjoy the smell I must say certain thoughts come to mind.
Petersen...is he a fraud...is he the messiah disguised as a fraud...who the fuck knows really...but I couldn't help but remember that he coached for the...
Well as someone who also was a fraud I'll tell you.
1st of all Dan Mother Fuckin' Hawkins...he went to the buffs and started that downward rocky mountain turdshow on ice spiral.
Boise was great under him. 53-11...then...as my pappy used to always say...when the ice melts...the shit floats, and...
I never forgot you jecornel... I never forgot YOUUUUuuuuuuuuu. One day they will see I laid the foundation for Sark...I may have a hand in driving him to drink, but don't worry...he drank it all, and now the doogs have Peteypoo and it's a new era! A new dawn!