Recent content by ramenduck

Source is probably Jimmy Sexton. He’s going to pocket 15-20% of all the chaos he creates this week.

Penix’s ribs are fine, but he’s has been dead since October. DeBoner buried him Pet Sematary style and the staff has been controlling him with a glow stick ever since. It’s the only thing keeping him from murdering his teammates. It’s the only logical explanation. Check the Apple Cup tape.

Some QB only DeBoner ever heard of miraculously overcomes two knee reconstructions to transfer and become a Heisman candidate. Sure.gif Then his powers visibly fade late in the Apple Cup, and he jams his head inside an equipment locker so he can guzzle a vial of some glowing shit from the...

Sounds innovative. LIPO. In other news, I’m classified as starving for a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis in the back of a Maserati. Let’s see how that plays out too.

People forget that you can get fifteen minutes of narration out of 45 seconds of video footage. People forget that.

Not sending their best.

Haie is basically an Oregon Athletics news app. If apps could menstruate.

First they came for Race’s great grandson, and I said nothing.

No desperation detected.

Lots to like in the second half. Duck receivers finally balling out. I’ll take it.

Easy to recruit against racist Florida and Florida State.

What type of discount grocer hire was the FCS offense that spanked you for nearly a decade? You’re terrible at this. And also boring.

There was some audio of him talking up the concepts and stats in the Memphis offense that was encouraging. Can’t remember where I heard it, but it was a good listen. Also, ruining “Tyrone” Dillingham right here before any doogs can get to it.

Haie still wanking to JStew getting stuffed for a loss, doesn’t realize Dennis Dixon is 30 yards upfield.

Sure, Justin. Heck, we’ll even let you pick the photo.