Recent content by DongJames

Fuck This team. Had it.

IT’S ROLLING BABY!!!

The most I can hope for is that he does just well enough for somebody else to take the little fucker off our hands.

I’d love to, but I don’t live in Seattle anymore. But somebody needs to. Time to pass the torch!

I’d better be on some kind of fucking no kill list. Can provide grid coordinates.

No more of these rounded numbers you see all over the place. No weird shit. I’m partial to the 2000 team’s look, but I’ll take anything in block numbers. Don’t fuck this up, Adidas.

I consider it more of a blue waffle, but yeah. I’m prone to overstatement. I’m one of those people who generally needs to take a step back and go for a long walk to get some perspective before making sweeping pronouncements. But having had several years to think about this, I can honestly say...

Have you heard it’s Irving Meyers’ (no relation to Fred Meyers) last game? Maybe they’re too busy chanting his name in the parking lot to come post here.

Booked it immediately. See you there.

And that’s the story of how I missed seeing Marques Tuiasospo honored as a Husky Legend. Because some old pussy and his wife didn’t want people standing up during the game unless it was third down. He’s probably dead now.

We’ve never been seen in the same place

Fuck everybody who missed the Mitch Hedberg reference

Oh and I’m way up in the north woods this weekend, in a secluded cabin up by the Canadian border. I was hoping to see the northern lights, but it looks like I’m just going to get drunk a lot and be cold.

Who? I don’t know why you axe me the question.

Plus I don’t think the program is nearly dirty enough. Not like the glory days. Do these fucks want to win big or what?