Recent content by Brentwood_Bob

السَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ‎ peace be upon you

My heart is heavy that I once again must tell the world the lies of the Husky dogs. Any man with eyes can see that the USC has no room for players of this low quality and that our fields are ripe with the harvest of those with 5 stars. The early signing period has been a great victory for the...

To those who willingly claim to have half of a brain, the coach Sarkisian and I are currently laughing out loud at yet more false reports of disorder. Who among you cannot recognize the passion that the coach Sark holds for the USC? Who among you is blind enough to see this as the grip of the...

Friends at this time there is no comment from the Coach Sarkisian. I can only make this comment: I can assure you that our sideline was doing all possible to bring victory and that this was not a question of morale.

Friend, do you not recognize the glasses given by Haden himself?

Woe is to you, who cannot understand the great Sarkisian. Woe is also unto his players who have yet to trust the gifts that Sarkisian gives to them. Who can grasp in just 3 games a genius so staggering, so great? When Nikola Tesla died penniless in an empty apartment, it was but one of many...

It is indeed accurate that this story is untrue. Josh Shaw actually saved 5 children from drowning, 3 of which were blind. Also, the stories of his sprained ankles are greatly exaggerated. Those molded into blocks of steel by Ivan are not able to be injured by merely jumping out of windows. Mr...

Thank you for calling it to our attention that the website you call fire coach sark is still in your possession. I can assure you that we at the USC are preparing a full and grand retaliation. You should be joyed to know that I suggested sharia law which would see you beheaded for such a crime...

There are some here who would attribute my posts to this He Needs More Time. To you I say that I am only here to counter the misinformation about the great coach Sarkisian and his coming rise to glory at the USC. But, to you who think that this rise will be swift, remember this. You do not have...

I am not here to cause trouble Dennis_DeYoung, I am only here to give you the truth. If you cannot see that we are poised for greatness then you are like a Joey waitress whose eyes are choked and burning with the seed of Sarkisian.

I am only here to give you the clear and true view of the USC football program. It seems that there are many misconceptions and miscommunications out there about our Coach Sarkisian and his great ability to coach football teams. For example, did you know that due to the the high demands of...

Studies have shown that beef, lettuce, tomatoes, and grains are all vital parts of the food pyramid and important for elite athletes like ours.

The reports of injuries and sloppy practices coming out of Los Angeles have been greatly exaggerated. Jabbari Ruffin, Javorious Allen, and Jordan Austin are in top health and will most likely even be set for the best seasons of their careers. In addition, the pace of the offense is swift and as...